I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.
It’s spends all day doing tik toks.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
well reading this wasn't such a waste of time
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
Those who waste whisky ...
Simply don't give a dram.
I was with my friend Philip and we had a lot of waste we needed to dispose of.
"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.
"There's land everywhere," he replied.
Why fart and waste it...
..When you can burp and taste it.
(My friend's dad said this)
The Orions Belt is a Big Waste of Space
I'll Admit that was a bad joke
Just 3 Stars
My dad: You know what they say... A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste. Me: Who says that?
Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
So I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it was a waste of time and would never get me anywhere in life....
I said “no mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”
the title is here to waste time
While reading an essay, I decided halfway through that reading the whole thing is a waste of time.
I think I might be jumping to a conclusion.
My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and I’ve completely run out of pun jokes.
Guess I’ll have to recycle them.
My son told me he thought school was a waste of time...
I told him that, no, a waist of time is a watch on your belt.
I was really nervous my first day on the job at a waste management company.
A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.
Their PR team is in a sticky situation.
Why didn't the chef waste time at the sardine store?
He had bigger fish to fry
I bought some wrinkle cream the other day. What a waste of money that was.
My shirts still need ironing...
Cool license plate clock or a waste of time?
Orion's belt is a waste of space.
Honestly, that's a terrible joke. Only 3 stars in my opinion.
Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend thought it was just waste of time.
Well after 1984 I didn’t have much energy for The Idiot anyways.
A waist of of thyme is a waste of thyme and a waste of time.
I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time
In addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.
It is, after all, the royal wee.
Don't waste too much money on food.
That investment always turns to shit.
Fiancée: I'm full, but I don't want to waste the rest of this food.
Well, it's either going to go to waste or go to waist.
Trying to get milk from a male cow would be an UDDER waste of time.
If you clean your plate to avoid food going to waste...
Talking is such a waste of time. You know we could communicate telepathically...
...if we put our minds to it
My sister had to do a survey about the waste of paper.
-Hey dad, how much paper you use each day?
Around 3 rolls a day.