I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.

It’s spends all day doing tik toks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

He just stands there applauding and saying β€œOoh, I love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ham-cum-rewritten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?

Yes, he’s pretty green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector--Warp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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well reading this wasn't such a waste of time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sssuuurrreeee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?

He has guard doody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Those who waste whisky ...

Simply don't give a dram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I was with my friend Philip and we had a lot of waste we needed to dispose of.

"Where's the nearest landfill?" I asked.

"There's land everywhere," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Why fart and waste it...

..When you can burp and taste it. (My friend's dad said this)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dovydasmusic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The Orions Belt is a Big Waste of Space

I'll Admit that was a bad joke Just 3 Stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxxchipyxxX_alt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My dad: You know what they say... A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste. Me: Who says that?

My dad: Not the Spanish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Don’t wanna waste time
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediWithBenefits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Below the waste...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsTravelers365
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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So I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it was a waste of time and would never get me anywhere in life....

I said β€œno mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serion15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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the title is here to waste time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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While reading an essay, I decided halfway through that reading the whole thing is a waste of time.

I think I might be jumping to a conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and I’ve completely run out of pun jokes.

Guess I’ll have to recycle them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My son told me he thought school was a waste of time...

I told him that, no, a waist of time is a watch on your belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDankHoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I was really nervous my first day on the job at a waste management company.

So I got trashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.

Their PR team is in a sticky situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why didn't the chef waste time at the sardine store?

He had bigger fish to fry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krishnakeshan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I bought some wrinkle cream the other day. What a waste of money that was.

My shirts still need ironing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Cool license plate clock or a waste of time?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Orion's belt is a waste of space.

Honestly, that's a terrible joke. Only 3 stars in my opinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marvelman1788
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend thought it was just waste of time.

Well after 1984 I didn’t have much energy for The Idiot anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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A waist of of thyme is a waste of thyme and a waste of time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_feedback
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time

So I skipped out on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meebwix
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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β€ͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Don't waste too much money on food.

That investment always turns to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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FiancΓ©e: I'm full, but I don't want to waste the rest of this food.

Well, it's either going to go to waste or go to waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuroiryu146
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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Trying to get milk from a male cow would be an UDDER waste of time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flynn_The_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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If you clean your plate to avoid food going to waste...

it goes to waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Talking is such a waste of time. You know we could communicate telepathically...

...if we put our minds to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TypicalTyrian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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My sister had to do a survey about the waste of paper.

-Hey dad, how much paper you use each day?

Around 3 rolls a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pils123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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