My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Karen’s refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
What happens when people refuse to social distance?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there.
Those people who refuse to date foot amputees?
They are lack toes intolerant.
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
I absolutely refuse to vaccinate my kids.
I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.
I confronted my friend Mark because he refuses to return my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?
He said he prefers bi-planes
What do you call a donkey that refuses to move?
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?
Why did the Pharaoh refuse to believe his son had drowned?
Because he was in The Nile
Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.
For him, it’s a touchy subject.
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
What do you call a parrot that refuses to eat?
I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.
There aren't any good candied-dates.
Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.
They never seize to amaze me
My son refuses to eat rice if it in not white.
I said “Son, that’s ricest!”
Why did the hippopotami refuse to change?
Because they live in the Nile!
Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?
Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?
He didn't want to go through any pane.
I refuse to let my kids join orchestra.
I would hate for them to resort to violins.
My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to sleep.
I guess it's an insomni-yak
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
Whenever I say anything to my horse, he denies it, refuses it, opposes it, or is skeptical or cynical about it.
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
“A cat” I said. “Cats love fish.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time.
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
My Himalayan friend has a bull that refuses to stand up.
I always see Himalayan there.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If my kid refuses to sleep when it’s nap time,
Does that mean he’s guilty for resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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