My dad refused to show me how to tighten a strap.
He said "in life, some things aren't taut."
My son refused to do a video project with another student at school. I asked why he was so opposed to it and he said.....
I was refused entrance to a shop because of my pet crow. They said they didn't want to run after it if it got loose.
The were afraid of catching the CORVID.
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
The guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 500 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.
Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...
...he considered them a flight risk.
Why did a father who's son was just born today refused a marriage proposal of a father who's daughter was born just the previous day?
He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.
Did you hear about the workaholic cop who got handcuffed by his colleagues because he refused to take a lunch break?
My wife wants me to read Pride and Prejudice, but I refused.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book is going to lecture me.
My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!
Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.
But when I got home, all the signs were there
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?
She was arrested for littering.
My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.
I said, “That seems pointless.”
My daughter refused to go to bed on time.
I told her she’d be booked for resisting a rest.
Every time we asked our dad if we could have pets, he refused.
He said, “Pets are just a step backwards.”
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.
I have no idea what his angle is.
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...
I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.
Man with a picaxe was refused service...
They refused to hire the boat assassin to be the face of the company
They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer
What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?
I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.
The company said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
My dad had a failing heart and refused to get surgery.
But in the end, he had a change of heart.
My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car
She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology
The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.
Needless to say, she was not empressed.
My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap
They charged him with resisting a rest.
My son refused to go to sleep
I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.
I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
I refused to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My lesbian friends wanted a Full House themed wedding, but the priest refused.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
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