I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...
Is this a trick question?
Why didn't the Justice League accept the Adobe Sponsorship?
Because it would have required them to kill Flash.
Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?
Please accept my Heart Felt thanks.
Do you accept random Facebook requests?
My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes
In the end it Taurus apart
Do you accept the cookies?
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
People who died penny less didn't accept change
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
PSA Don't accept friend requests from Hormel.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Got my father-in-law. Now he accepts that I'm ready to be a dad.
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
Farmers Only needs to accept this name change immediately.
What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?
What country has the leaders that are slowest to accept change?
Egypt. They’re in denial.
Girlfriend accepts that I'm always right and we were talking about future kids
Me: "I dunno how I'll feel about it"
Her: "Whatcha mean?"
Me: "I'm not sure how I'll feel about kids who will only be half right"
Me: "But it's okay I guess because they'll be half left too"
Her: "Oh my goodness"
Why can't flat earthers accept the gravity of the situation.
Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all
I don't get why the sperm bank won't accept my trousers...
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
My dad wanted to pay by check at a place that didn't accept checks.
He told the employee, "I'll be paying with check"
Employee: "sir, we don't accept check"
Dad: "no, I'm paying in check"
Employee: "sir, we don't accept..."
Dad: "check... Card. My debit card says check card on it"
No one laughed.
[OC] 1 out of 3 homeowners won't accept a free kitchen remodel.
Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?
Because it wasn't king-size.
Why didn't the guy accept the mummy's business proposition?
He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!
The other day someone just would not shut up about how I need to accept the giant robot masters into my heart.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
How did the sperm convince the egg to accept him?
What did the cashier say when I was upset that the store didn't accept my checks as payment?
I'm opening up a junkyard that only accepts Kias...
For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.
It'll be a Soul crushing experience.
Whatever you do, don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden
do not accept a Facebook friend request from...
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.
A store that I was shopping at wouldn't accept my check.
"Nothing personal" they said.
MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
Mum: Do you think Starbucks will still accept this old coffee coupon?
They didn't accept checks
My dad sees a sign at a restaurant that says they won't accept checks.
"Oh, good thing we're Slovak."
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies !!!!
Is that a trick question.