A list of puns related to "Accepted"
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
I was going to a fencing tournament with my teammates. In our hotel the night before, while unpacking, one of my teammates hit her head on a lamp. Rushing over I asked her if she was ok, or if she was feeling light-headed.
(Don't worry, she was perfectly ok)
He was a frat buoy.
He's a comma dating.
So we named him Kilometers
Cash? Ew!
It’s all the rage.
So I took her to the airport.
My dad sent me 3 texts
It appears that you are mooooooving on. I hope you milk all you can out of this experience. Cow are you feeling about this job change?
He’s very passionate about current events.
It was called Tae-one-toe
"Let the music PAY"
I failed to read the womb
I am not one to refuse charry tea.
They get good marx.
Urine!
My dad used a piece of wood to stop our dog from going in the living room. He called it the "terrier barrier." Several years later, my boyfriend is over having dinner with us. Suddenly the dog jumps over the "terrier barrier"! Instantly my boyfriend says, "looks like it's an "Interior Terrier Barrier." We all lost it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!
Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?
A:The Czech Republic!
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