They were going into Kodiak arrest
Hello all, what are some good bear puns/punny jokes, aside from the unbearable?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
bear double meaning with tolerate
grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
Because they have bear feet.
Because it was bipolar...
Edit: Thank you for hugz!
things could get grizzly.
Because it was unbearable to live there anymore...
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Because they're on polar roids.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works
Because they always have their bearings.
He was a bipolar bear
This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.
In a Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a
It was very gristly.
He orders a large coke......... and a rum. The Bartender says, “hey, why the big pause”. The bear says “I don’t know, I was born with them”