What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
My family suffers from chronic diarrhea
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness?
I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
My wife is leaving me because I suffer from Alopecia.
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
3 out of 4 people suffer from anal itch
Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
I used to suffer from multiple personality disorder,
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
I used to suffer from constipation.....
To all people who suffer from paranoia...
Remember you are not alone!
Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They won’t rest until they find a cure.
Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...
don't worry you're not alone.
Suffer the Reaper Cushions
All my relatives suffer from incontinence.
You could say diarrhea runs in the family.
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?
Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.
I think I suffer from Kleptomania
I should probably take something for it.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
What did the peasants say to a noble who let them suffer?
My son has recently been starting to suffer from early male pattern baldness, like I did at his age.
I think it‘s haireditery.
Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
I have an idea for a movie about a narcotics officer who suffers from epilepsy
Most children in trailer-parks suffer from neglect a new study finds
They are raised in idontcareavans
Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.
I suffer from pajama paralysis.
Am I going to change? Probably not.
I suffer from chronic constipation, but I won’t let that stop me.
I am pushing on, undeterred.
If you suffer from B.O, don't sweat it.
My father suffers from short term memory loss.
I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.
When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts
Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?
Why do Borg-ships suffer from massive electricle spikes?
Because resistance is futile
Which disease do old dogs suffer from?
If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...
does that mean 1 enjoys it?
EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!
Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s
(Warning: it's Call of Duty)
What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?
I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.
It's called a Neapolitan complex.
We wouldn't want our puppy to suffer from that...
My dog was chewing on a cow hoof and coughed a couple of times.
Wife (to dog): "Did you get some of that hoof stuck in your throat?"
Me (to dog): "Be careful - we wouldn't want you to get hoof-in-mouth disease!"
Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
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