Ian
A retail store!
I just found the rubber band
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter... A remote location.
Seriously, any tips are welcome
Now I have no control over my relationship.
I call it a Tramp o' Lean
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
“Will my son able to speak again?”
that way you won't take any fall damage.
They forgot to show Up!
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
That's why I haven't lost my virginity.
He goes on a DIE-et!
I think she’s seeing other people on the side.
That's against D-Law.
Too many cowlories.
Because he was way too cocky.
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
It would be ear replaceable.
A grain-fart.
They have many points
It's going nuts
Teacher: “If acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.”
Me: “You might say that for ruining the math, it’s being a jerk.”
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
A Farewell to Arm.
Ian
Ian
