I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
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︎ Jan 28 2021
How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
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︎ Dec 30 2020
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.
It meant a great deal to me.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why canβt Satanβs cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why do foot fetishist never win?
Because they love the taste of defeet.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Donald thinks heβll win...
But Joe is Biden his time
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︎ Nov 06 2020
With the crazy year 2020 has been, if Trump wins again would it be... arMAGAddon?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Biden wins Michigan
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What will Trump say if Biden wins?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
If you win a Oscar Mayer weinermobile your are the
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 22 2020
And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"
But I came 5th and won a teapot.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
For religious people, life is a pray-to-win game.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why did the European win the race?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was out-standing in his field
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︎ Jan 08 2021
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field."
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︎ Dec 15 2020
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field."
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in is field.
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