Because so many of them are degenerative hipsters.
Philately will get you nowhere
It was kinda pointless...
..and it has given me food forethought.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
"Albrecht, why did you schutzhund in the house?!"
It was a real page-turner.
Notify the baa tender.
What did members of the Politburo wear to keep cool in the summer?
A: Lenin suits
What did the Soviet General Secretary say when he slipped and fell on ice in front of the Kremlin?
A: That'll leave a Marx!
What did the Commissar say to the workers on the collective farm when they slacked off?
A: Stop Stalin and get to work!
What did the Chinese President say when he stubbed his toe?
A: Mao! That hurts!
An officer in the Iranian army is talking to a subordinate.
The officer says, "Private, I think it's gonna rain."
The private says, "You think so, sir? The sky is completely clear and the sun is shining."
20 minutes later it starts to rain, a total deluge ensues.
The private says, "That was an amazing prediction, sir!. It did rain!"
The officer looks at the private, pats him on the shoulder and says, "Private, Ayatollah you so."
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
A well thawed out plan.
I think I was getting ahead of myself.
http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y
Compared to what the procedure used to consist of, there's a vas deferens.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
I said, “Just you wait.”
I told her, “Just you wait.”
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait!”
