A friend and me just "puned" the Pokemon Theme Song and I want to share it with you guys. If you have any complains or improvement feel free to tell me them :D And now here it is gonna be the Pun-cake-mon Theme Song
I want to pun the very best Like no pun ever was To tell puns is my real test To improve them is my cause
I will pun across the land Punning far and wide Each Puncakemon to understand the puns that are inside
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way With Punrage i will face I will pun you every day To claim my punful place
Pun with me, the time is right
Theres no better pun Pun and pun, well win the fight
Puns have always been great fun
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all PUNCAKEMON
Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.
While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).
I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)
The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."
I like pscycholinguistics – the only department of linguistics where it’s acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.
Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)
What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"
Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.
I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)
I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".
I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten
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Dad: I encountered a wild animal the other night. Never experienced anything like it!
Me: What?? No way! What was it??
Dad: Not sure, though it had a dear face and a bare behind!
Dad resumes laughing as I ponder why he's doing so...
A father figure.
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
I responded, "Who the hell is Oliver B.??"
(That was an Alkali.)
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.
Ma donna must have been a good singer.
Note : This probably doesn’t work in an American accent
purgatoni
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
now that she's de-calf-einated.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
..it came with no attachments.
Instakilogram
Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.
Because doing it yourself is grate
Because it went through a cheese greater!
Your golden skin. The way you smelled like heaven. The way you felt in my hands. The way the sun glistened on you. How everyone loved you. You were never expensive on a date. You looked good with anything on. I will miss you pizza slice that fell into the sand
They said I was weaving all over the road.
What a strange pair-a-docs.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
A father figure
Dually noted
A wonderful father.
Terrible surgeon.
Instakilogram.
"I Reddit."
