...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
They even had a shift differential!
After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.
I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was.
He said "your paycheck? Yeah that's just your day rates."
"And the hot dogs?" I asked
"Nitrates"
They cluck out
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
When two small coins get nudged
.. Post here.
Men are now working around the clock.
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.
He trains.
A McDouble
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
I work in the investigations section of a military police department, and aside from our normal office hours, we have 24hr shifts that cycle through the office, so that there's an investigator present and on-duty 24/7/365.
My co-worker was wrapping up some paperwork this morning, and coming off of his 24 hr shift, and almost dead to the world. At the time, a pair of other investigators in my office were discussing some case that had happened a day or two prior that involved an emancipated juvenile.
I was just logging into my workstation to check my e-mail and I turned to my co-worker and asked, "Hey, so when a juvenile gets emancipated, and he announces it - proclaims it, if you will - what would they call that?"
He stares at me with a blank, uncomprehending expression and I continue, "An emancipation...proclamation? Maybe?"
The annoyed groans of someone who's been up for 24 hours are so satisfying.
Neither of them are under control.
Assembly Required.
Nein to five.
Talk to me... I'm all GEARS!
Knight and Day
It was pretty clutch.
I guess you could call it a double double.
They call them the 2-10 car men.
Because he preferred Instant Transmission.
I'm just not a mourning person
It was called Donkey O.T.
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you'd think.
