I keep it Loki.
Come to think of IT.
... it's for a thing.
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to £56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of £40.
So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.
So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!
They cluck out
“This takes me back.”
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
When two small coins get nudged
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
.. Post here.
Men are now working around the clock.
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
Because it has two shifts.
(hAH)
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Because they have two shifts.
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.
Cos they have 2 shifts...
He trains.
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
A McDouble
It was a real paradigm shift.
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan
Sundays are always a little bit sad, but the day before is a sadder day
Only because it has two shifts
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
Story time:
So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter squeals, "ELSA!!!!" Sure enough, there was Elsa, on the label of a bottle of apple juice. I thought, "Apple juice is on the list and it will make my daughter happy? Boom getting it!" Fast forward to putting groceries away at my mom's house.
Mom: "Did you get everything on my list?"
Me: "Yes mom."
Mom: as I am handing her the Elsa apple juice "Oh I wanted you to get the frozen apple juice"
Me: my face shifting from a look of irritation to a stupid-cheesy smirk "That IS Frozen apple juice..."
Mom: fighting the urge to smack me while rolling her eyes "OMG."
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Neither of them are under control.
She wanted the Task Manager.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
It's because it has two shifts.
