A German meat packing plant had to switch from natural products to collagen skins for its sausages.
It was the wurst case scenario.
Tomodachi Life's out on Nintendo Switch
I don't understand why people switch between liquid glue and glue sticks.
I say, just choose one and stick with it.
I’m growing suspicious of my light switch
I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.
I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
A big light switch is a major turn-on
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
This time of year we switch out our old decorative squash for a new one -
It's the traditional changing of the gourd.
My wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing over the light switch.
Haha, she's in for a shock
A $9.99. Nintendo Switch! If it's too good to be true, it probably is...
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?
Because hindsight is 2020.
I’ve decided to switch jobs from gardener to breast enlargements surgeon.
It was easy, both are basically implants.
Why did the baker switch to dog shaped rolls?
He always wanted a purebred.
4 year old daughter gave me her Nintendo switch to charge..
I put it on the ground and backed up. I slowly raised my arm and yelled "chaaaaaarrrrggggeeee" , then I ran at it.
My switch was too heavy, so I got a lighter one
Have you ever seen a light switch before?
It's not pretty, they get very angry.
Don’t get mad at the hallway light switch that keeps shocking you
It’s just reminding you of your potential.
Got a Nintendo Switch for Christmas!
Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?
Gotta switch it up sometimes.
My friend said he got a Nintendo switch
Nintendo Switch. Bahahaha
What are the Pros and Cons of having a Switch?
A Pro controller and Joy Cons.
Today, I finally bought a Nintendo Switch!
Time to switch from Scott Paper to Scott ...
Joplin, and collect some Maple Leaf Rag from the back yard.
Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.
He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.
Switch to the lighter switch (They look lit)
I got into bar fight and shoved a guy into a light switch on the wall.
He looked at me and said, “OH, ITS ON NOW!”
*nurse flips on a light switch*
“The Doctor will see you now.”
Parents used to get out the switch when the kids got in trouble, but now they take the kids' switch away.
Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
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