Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?

Because she took him for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?

The living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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I can't believe somebody had the nerve to break into my house and steal my limbo stick.

I mean seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, β€œDo you wanna break?”

I said, β€œWe haven’t even started. How lazy are you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...

...police are still looking for leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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What do you do when a windows breaks?

You open up an apple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hivehivebuzzbuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennisYoghurtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What happens when Thor breaks wind

There’s thunder down under

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Her: I think we need to break up. I’m sick of your addiction to Burger King.

Me: Fine. Have it your way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyratemime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Before I did my musical audition my sister said break a leg

I asked her why

She said that she wanted me put in a cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApplePie606
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend

Love meant nothing to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkchaser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I tried to break an egg to make an omelette, but it's contents went flying everywhere

Ugh. Yolk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honest2dog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?

Continental Drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.

I have no idea why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?

Cybernating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What do you do if you break your leg in two places?

Never, EVER go back to those two places.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Why did the burglar break into his own house?

He had to work from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzzie8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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You cannot break their bond
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I don’t test drive cars because of the β€œyou break it you bought it.” Policy.

I mean braking is the only way to stop the vehicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I hope she doesnt break up w me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaosoneby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Break the mould in 2020!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

IT GETS TOAD!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I’m not addicted to break fluid....

I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg" ?

Because every play has a cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"

To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badenglishihave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Listen, punk. If you don't think I'll break your other arm...

You've got another sling comin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bopaqod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Guess you could say he needed a break or two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Break-in at the Apple Store!

Police searching for iWitnesses...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Sometimes my son breaks into hives.

Not sure why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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How do you break up a fight between two blind men?

Yell β€œMy money’s on the one with the knife!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grouchyjarhead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do you break into a cold lock?

With an ice pick.πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19chevy79
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...

I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knoxollo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Guy breaks his back

Doctor says β€œI’ll have you walking in three months..”

Turns out this was true. Guy has to sell car to pay the medical bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnackyDad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What do neurologists hate during lunch break?

Having to deal with little caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sledneck303
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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You should always break someone's leg before they audition

They will always end up in the cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Hate when my bus breaks down

A woman named Tiana was taking the bus from D.C NY. Somewhere in NJ, the bus began to rock back and forth, sputtered for a few moments, and then stopped.

β€œBus down,” thought Tiana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirfartsalot10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why would someone take a break from what they were doing after stepping on a tack?

It was a tack-xing experience.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.

The law maker was outlawed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1ch0l2s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Break-up Madlad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/White0101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?

A stock broker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmDiddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...

Bears must really like Hip-Hop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldchcld
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Don't know how to break the news..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbrink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I'm gonna take a break from this subreddit

See you all next decade!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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In case of emergency, break glass.

Why would I hurt myself in an emergency?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychegotical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Poor woman’s heart is going to break.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostcoastline44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Why do we tell actors to β€œbreak a leg”?

Because every play needs a cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Toilets deserve a break because they are always getting shit on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiologicalMontana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Every few weeks, my son breaks into hives.

I don’t why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Why is it good luck to say 'break a leg' to an actor?

Because every play needs a cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme_peasant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.

Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?

Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trowj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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The audition team told me to break a leg

I guess they really wanted me to be in the cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why did the stars who had been together forever finally decide to break up?

They needed their space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You take her to the hospital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitto_eater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?

A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Well this phone will break easily, Case Closed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiSebasting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Spotify: Want a break from the ads?

Me, everytime: Ad-solutely!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alyse3690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?

Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimace1542
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did the pizza break the roof of the hipsters mouth.

Hit bit into it before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrikeyKillz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.

The changing sea son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the dust pan break up with the broom?

Because it was sweeping around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobt380
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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get it? because it’s break fluid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornrow_klages
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What does an escalator do when it breaks?

Stops and stairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roktyv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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The worst part about driving a beat up old car is worrying that it could break at any time.

Or worse, that it might not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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How would a Harry Potter fan break into a house?

He would just...

Slytherin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legend-L
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What breaks when you say it?

Silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillFamGgNoRe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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If a vacuum breaks, does it suck more, or less?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/10000yrsago
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?

He fell out of a tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastjess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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When does an English couple take a break?

2:40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Just finished my break at the coffee factory

Well, back to the grind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Why did the chair break when a plank fell on it?

It had no lumber support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkAnenome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why did the boy telephone and the girl telephone break up?

There was just no connection...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Two chinese guys break into a distillery, one asks the other β€˜is this whisky?’’

The other replied β€˜yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Have a break
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I used to break into secure servers

But now I just can't hack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stickiler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.

The changing sea son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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