Why did the little boy run away when making a cake? Because it said crack 2 eggs, then beat it.
Cake joke for my cake day!
Sometimes I struggle to crack eggs, but sometimes..
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
Dad’s old postcard still cracks me up
I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..
All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!
Which rapper cracks great jokes?
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
We need to crack down on Marijuana usage
I wanted to crack a joke on trains. I could not EXPRESS it well
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
It might crack under pressure.
My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
What do you get when you crack a rooster’s egg?
My wife cracks me up.
She’s a great chiropractor.
Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
I always try to avoid cracks in the pavement
These pants crack me up...
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Puma pants.
Pu...ma...pants.
Poo my pants.
Do you know what happens when you crack an egg?
It becomes a shell of its former self.
What happened to the crack-dealing demon?
If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?
Asphalt
(My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)
My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning
I have a crack lab, what does it make?
What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head
My drug dealer cracks me up.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I say this anytime someone says, “That cracks me up!”
“Good thing you’re not an egg!”
My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack
To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse
my cousin doesnt often think before she cracks a joke
I crack myself up sometimes [OC]
I just fixed the cracks in the wall...
...it looks spack-tacular.
I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked “where are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said
“I couldn’t get them, there wasn’t ‘mush room’ in the trolley. “
She threw things at me
My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning
I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head
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