Why did the little boy run away when making a cake? Because it said crack 2 eggs, then beat it.

Cake joke for my cake day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg0184
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Sometimes I struggle to crack eggs, but sometimes..

They Break-fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Dad’s old postcard still cracks me up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dschwanh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..

All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicholasMirth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Which rapper cracks great jokes?

Kendrick Lmao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizadi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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We need to crack down on Marijuana usage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamieisntgay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I wanted to crack a joke on trains. I could not EXPRESS it well

Think, I'll need a COACH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slypikachu69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?

"Ha Lol"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adithya_Meher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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It might crack under pressure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SorenRL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDraagyn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...

What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumdaddy01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you get when you crack a rooster’s egg?

A dad yolk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My wife cracks me up.

She’s a great chiropractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supguyyo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Really cracks me up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicholasP993
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I always try to avoid cracks in the pavement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coprywriter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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These pants crack me up...

https://preview.redd.it/294ds0yrw2h51.jpg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59aecd04a9f1a84f21ea972df9bb31ca8d0bf046

Puma pants.

Pu...ma...pants.

Poo my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Do you know what happens when you crack an egg?

It becomes a shell of its former self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArkticDarkness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What happened to the crack-dealing demon?

Arrested for possession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheesusHChrust
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?

Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else πŸ˜‚)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterGriimm
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning

It's a joint effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NunYaBizzNas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I have a crack lab, what does it make?

Methane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sea_Emperour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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This cracks me up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoFish484
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head

I’m such a egghead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashgallade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My drug dealer cracks me up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Crack house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaximandra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I say this anytime someone says, β€œThat cracks me up!”

β€œGood thing you’re not an egg!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cactiscandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Sounds like a joke my dad would crack at the dinner table. /r/3amjokes/comments/fzt6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugglez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.

She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FletchLives1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Slight crack in it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1ZacNolan1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack

To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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my cousin doesnt often think before she cracks a joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dykejoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Just for the crack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I crack myself up sometimes [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I just fixed the cracks in the wall...

...it looks spack-tacular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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There's a massive crack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XGN_Carter1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked β€œwhere are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said

β€œI couldn’t get them, there wasn’t β€˜mush room’ in the trolley. β€œ

She threw things at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My wife and I crack each other's backs every morning

It's a joint effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NunYaBizzNas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head

i’m such a egg head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashgallade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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