So I came up with longer ones...
“Hey can you hear my back crack”
I replied “yea can you hear my ass crack” then proceeded with the filthiest fart known to man
Absolute crack up. Hahahahahah even she laughed
It was quite the brew-haha.
It ended my Korea.
I told her it was a snap.
No yolk
They were already in stitches.
Honestly, I'm entirely on board with this. This has be-comma issue within the community.
Son (age 5): I don't want scrambled eggs for breakfast!
Me: What do you mean? You love scrambled eggs!
Son: I used to like them more but we've had them so much I don't like them anymore.
Me: Sounds like you're having... an egg-sistential crisis.
Son: ... what?
Me: Never mind, eat your eggs.
You're on a roll, aren't ya?!
My parents, girlfriend and I were walking around exploring one of the neighbouring islands when we saw a sign that said "youth recreational grounds" on it, but was just a field full of goats.
My dad exclaims "pretty sure these aren't the youths that the council had in mind"
And I retort "either way, I hear it's a great place to bring your kids"
...Cue groans
..they always turn out to be average....
Hell, he's been making me laugh my whole life.
Me: "I'm gonna take a shower"
Dad: "Well alright...Just leave one for everyone else."
Friend 1: You'll be great at Dad Jokes when you become a Dad.
Me: That may be a while away. At least it means I'll get laid.
Friend 2: You know that's not what kids are for...
I walked into the living room and he didn't have any lights on, so I said "just sitting in the dark?" and he said "no, I'm sitting in the chair" and made himself crack up
Brother: (Telling a story about how a kid threw his poop at his work (he works with kids with psychological disorders)) ...And so that's why there's that poo-stain.
Dad: I think I saw them in concert once, must have been '82.
Me (playing along): How were they?
Dad: They were really crappy...
Me: "No it doesn't, that's just a myth."
Dad: "Maybe it's just myth-understood."
6 year old daughter is showing how well she does splits and touches her nose to her knee.
"Daddy, can you touch your nose to your knee?"
"Honey, I can't touch my nose to your knee."
It ended my Korea.
