There's this crackhead in my neighborhood...

There's this crackhead in my neighborhood who is so skinny, everyone calls him "Ribs." Overall he's pretty harmless, but one day we were sitting in the front yard with our toddler in the playpen and he wanted to make the case that we should hire him to babysit. He picked up my son and started making his pitch. Most people would probably freak out as this point, but I just calmly looked at him and said politely, "I want my baby back, Ribs."

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📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Whats a crackheads favorite song?

"I wanna rock! "

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📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What do you call a junkie who got run over?

A crackhead

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