Insomnia Puns

She's a nightmare

Lil’ Sleep

He was up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.

My doctor recently asked me if I thought I suffered from insomnia or not.

It was a tough decision, so I decided to sleep on it.

It's keeping me up all night.

I'm losing sleep over it.

On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas

I was resisting a rest

I won’t rest until I find it.

You never wake up in the wrong side of the bed

stay-up mother.

Dad: "You should go live in New York City then"

Son: "Why"

Dad: "Because its the city that never sleeps"

He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!

It beats sleep.

He couldn't sweep.

I will not sleep until I find a cure.

They were resisting a rest.

It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

He was too tired to do anything

It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."

...that finally explains me laying awake wondering if there really is a dog.

>You don't find them losing any sleep over it.

Grandpa Munster

and not "resisting a rest"?

I won’t rest until I find it.

I won't rest until I find it.

I won’t rest until I find it.

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

A Nightmare