What if Dora got sleep apnea?

Then we'd call her Snora the Explorer.

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👤︎ u/popegonzo
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Wife wears a Sleep Apnea Mask to Bed...

Wife: Sighing...."My mask is falling off!" Me: Do you want some masking tape?

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👤︎ u/jmmccann
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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Wife beats me at last

So, I've been infuriating my wife with dadjokes for some time now. Phrases such as "I hate you" and "please don't ever speak again" are all-too-common.

Recently, my wife measured my size for a piece of a breathing machine that attaches to my nose (I have sleep apnea).

Me: Oh honey you were right about the breathing machine. I'm definitely a size medium!

Wife: I was right about the nose thing?

Me: Yes.

Wife: Would you say that my assessment was on the nose?

I stood back in awe. She had bested me. I will never, ever, be able to tell a dadjoke like that.

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👤︎ u/Fudgebert
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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Had to share one that cracked me up

My wife and I were laying in bed one night and heard our dog snoring.

My wife mentions that maybe our dog has doggie sleep apnea.

I replied, "Well maybe we should get her a C-Pup..."

Wife: "uggghhhh"

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📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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