Got caught taking a nap today

Was charged with sleep disorder

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Psych teacher just got the class

We were talking about sleep disorders when he dadjoked everyone.

"People who take Viagra have been known to suffer from insomnia, due to the fact that they're up all night."

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Rob Zombie told my dad's favorite joke at Mayhem Fest last night...

A man goes to see his Doctor “Doc” he says, “I’ve got a problem, every minute of every day, I’ve got that song Delilah running through my head! I catch myself humming it, and sometimes singing it in public places. My wife even says I sing it in my sleep, and it’s driving her nuts. What is the matter with me?”

The Doctor replies “well, it sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me”.

“Is it a rare disorder?”, the guy asks, to which the Doctor replies “Well, it’s not unusual…”

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