A list of puns related to "Go To Bed"
"It’s pasture bedtime!”
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
He was getting sweepy
Because it was two-tyred
Are they resisting a rest?
I told her she’d be booked for resisting a rest.
Knight after Knight.
I go under cover.
because the bed doesn’t come to you.
Technically they are resisting a rest!
He needed to be undercover.
Haven't slept in the whole year
you would have more bed room but less bedroom
Because samovars have to work tomorrow.
Tennish
It was pastor bedtime.
I said, "A-parent-ly".
Night night.
I replied, "Because the bed wont come to you!"
They were resisting arrest
I like to know how long I slept
His erection failed on him.
Because he was two tired
Why do I have to do it an hour before I go to bed?
(My Dad actually just said this.)
Mary, Mother of Jesus, is trying to get her son to go to bed and is having no luck. She decides to pray to God to help her in her task. She asks "Dear God, our blessed child is restless and just won't stay tucked into bed, will you help me?" God sighs and addresses Jesus "My son, please listen to your mother and get some rest." To which Jesus responds "No way, Dad!" God grins and replies "Yaweh!"
Q: Where do tomatoes come from?
A: The tomato source!
(source / sauce! Geddit!)
I had to watch a Batman movie for my school (the 1943 one), and I kind of postponed it, as it looked kinda boring. So one night, the day before I had to have watched the movie, I had to stay up a little later because the movie wasn't over yet. Then my dad walked in.
Dad: "Why don't you go to bed now? It's already late."
Me: "No, dad, I have to watch this Batman movie for school."
Dad: "Come on, just go to Batman!"
When you say it out loud, it sounds like "bed man". He burst out laughing as he said it, and then walked away.
Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?
I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
I said it’s because it’s pasture bedtime.
For resisting A Rest
Tennish.
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