This pun is a Cut above the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablocaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Laying to Rest [OC]
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Rest in pieces
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ceciocecio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese

They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?

Ministop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingExpertise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.

She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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At a rest stop, the other day, a cop asked me why I was stroking the ground....

β€œOfficer, the sign clearly says to β€˜pet area.’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.

Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoohsySlayer69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...

...he just couldn't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Rest In piece the water i boiled

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DZXJr2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My MIL, rest her soul, asked about my background while I was dating my wife.

I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.

She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?

Don't pinch me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetItGotItProfIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Stop! You're under a rest!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xhas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say β€˜may he rest in pees’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Til that a keyboard never rests.

Only because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the numbers

So far all I have is 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoneblosom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Your under a rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterWolf041
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I do indeed rest my case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oipussio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Stop you're under a rest!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah_amerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I rest my case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CODEdragonCal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Rest assured.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vens8
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My Dr said I have to take these pills the rest of my life.

I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?

The dr said.. that’s right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Rest in Paste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I rest my case
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Rest in piece
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsause
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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This pun is a step up from the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are Not-Cs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I rest my case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruce_devine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I saw a sign that said "Rest area 25 miles"...

I thought,wow, that's pretty big

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Ahh I rest my case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunardoesart28
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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If you're American when you go in the restroom and you're American when you come out. What are you when you're in the rest room?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magic_Milkman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Rest in yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trilingual_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Rest in peace boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltoftree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarsonLarson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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My friend is such a slacker. He does his work and then loafs the rest of the day...

He's making good money being a baker tho...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The good news is that you're going to live the rest of your life like a billionaire.

The bad news is .... it's Howard Hughes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Everyone rest up today.

Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!

We will be known as the rapid respuns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why did he come home looking depressed after the doctor said he needed to take a pill everyday for the rest of his life?

The Doctor only gave him 4!...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/korpsart
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