This pun is a Cut above the rest
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Laying to Rest [OC]
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Rest in pieces
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︎ Dec 04 2020
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
At a rest stop, the other day, a cop asked me why I was stroking the ground....
βOfficer, the sign clearly says to βpet area.ββ
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so heβd have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess weβll call him Eggplant now
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︎ Nov 12 2020
After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...
...he just couldn't part with it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Rest In piece the water i boiled
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My MIL, rest her soul, asked about my background while I was dating my wife.
I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.
She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What did the angry salt say to the rest of the spices?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Stop! You're under a rest!!
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︎ Jun 17 2020
On my death bed Iβl request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say βmay he rest in peesβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Til that a keyboard never rests.
Only because it has two shifts
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the numbers
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︎ Mar 06 2020
This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Your under a rest
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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︎ May 18 2020
I do indeed rest my case
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Stop you're under a rest!
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I rest my case
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Rest assured.
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︎ May 16 2020
My Dr said I have to take these pills the rest of my life.
I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?
The dr said.. thatβs right.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Rest in Paste
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I rest my case
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Rest in piece
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︎ Mar 30 2020
This pun is a step up from the rest
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
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︎ Sep 23 2018
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I rest my case
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I saw a sign that said "Rest area 25 miles"...
I thought,wow, that's pretty big
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Ahh I rest my case
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︎ Feb 19 2020
If you're American when you go in the restroom and you're American when you come out. What are you when you're in the rest room?
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Rest in yeast
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Rest in peace boiling water.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
My friend is such a slacker. He does his work and then loafs the rest of the day...
He's making good money being a baker tho...
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︎ Apr 11 2020
The good news is that you're going to live the rest of your life like a billionaire.
The bad news is .... it's Howard Hughes.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Everyone rest up today.
Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!
We will be known as the rapid respuns
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Why did he come home looking depressed after the doctor said he needed to take a pill everyday for the rest of his life?
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
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︎ Feb 12 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Nov 09 2017
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