I saw a restaurant that had a sign up saying β€œBreakfast anytime”

So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa_G_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The sign in this restaurant says β€œPlease wait for hostess to be seated.”

I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Went to the restroom in a restaurant and saw a sign that said β€œEmployees must wash hands”

I waited as long as I could but nobody came, so I just washed them myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopMonster696969
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".

But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I bought a new sign for my Asian restaurant bathroom

Employees must wash hands before returning to wok

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereallove82
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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On the sign of a local restaurant

Deborah Owen brings years of catering experience to the table, and Mark made his dough from a former pizzeria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Dahm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I went to a pasta restaurant

Under the sign saying the name of the restaurant it said β€œvery cheap pasta.” When the waiter came to take my order I asked him: How cheap exactly is your pasta He answered: just as cheap as any other pasta Very confused I asked him to rephrase and he answered :just as cheap as any other pasta Still quite perplexed I asked him to give me an example.

He then told me: just as expensive as a penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santaman33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Today I pulled a dadjoke on a dad....

As I work in a restaurant, a dad and his teenage son came for to go food order. When the dad had to sign the receipt, he asked what’s the total to his son as he could not see properly. His son replied, it’s $80.65 can’t you see? Dad goes, β€œwait till you get to 46” His son being irritated, I asked, Where’s do you see yourself in two years?” Son was speechless, and I told him, β€œ I was checking if you had a 2020 vision” The dad laughed in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmanish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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She laughed hard after delivering her strong effort

Reads a 50% off Sign on a sushi restaurant....

" Sounds fishy"


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armenoid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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Time sensitive dadjoke, pick your moment

Dad: "Hey let's go eat at that new restaurant over there"

Unsuspecting victim: "It's not new, the sign says 'Serving delicious food since 1923'"

Dad: "Yeah, that was only... dramatically looks at watch... 24 minutes ago!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibolamoo
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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My niece got me with this a year ago, it came up on an "On This Day" post in FB yesterday.

I'm a deaf man and I communicate via a combination of American Sign Language and English spoken language. My niece and I were sitting at a restaurant enjoying ourselves when she looks at me and signs, "I'm so glad I know sign language. It's really handy!"

I actually facepalmed on this one for the second time when it came up in my newsfeed yesterday. I'm such a proud uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defguysezhuh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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They didn't accept checks

My dad sees a sign at a restaurant that says they won't accept checks.

"Oh, good thing we're Slovak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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Had a string of great dad jokes in the bar the other night.

Quick backstory: there is a bar in my town that all new alumni of the town's university sign upon graduation. My friends and I were in their celebrating a 21st birthday on Saturday and I just graduated. The bar is a restaurant in the daytime and they have great sundaes.

My friend asked the bartender for a sharpie so I could sign the ceiling. The bartender didn't have one and this was our exchange:

Me: "Ah let's come in tomorrow and get sundaes and I'll sign the ceiling."

Friend: "Sounds good to me."

Me: "It could be a sundate."

Friend: "Really...."

Me: "Convenient on Sunday!"

Friend: "Jokes on you it's going to be really cloudy!"

Me: "So then it's just clou-day."

Friend: "Get out." (Turns back to me while cringing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ureli
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Keep it down!

We were at a restaurant and a few tables over these deaf people were signing violently to each other, my dad just stops eating and goes "Keep it down over there!"

Luckily they couldn't hear him.

(Violently - couldn't think of a better word)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawlije
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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