Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
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︎ Apr 30 2017
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet."
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︎ Mar 23 2021
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said βShe obviously has COVID!β βWhy would you think that?β I asked.
βBecause she has no taste.β
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.
They absolutely killed it.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Whatβs the Easter Bunnyβs favorite restaurant?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
My mom, ordering at a restaurant: Iβll have the chefβs salad, please.
Dad: Honey, thatβs a little rude. Just have your own.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
restaurant groaner
Any time a restaurant server asks me "how did you find your meal?", I reply, "I looked on the table and there it was."
My Wife hates me.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Saw this on a restaurant's menu.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
So, I took this Liverpool (UK) girl out to a vegetarian restaurant
I said, βDo you like avocado?β
She said, βNo, I avenβt even passed me driving test yetβ
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Was flattered by a bench at a hot dog restaurant.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I made a restaurant for gay people
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I heard they opened a new restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest
Careful though, the steaks are high
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︎ Mar 17 2021
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends βwell the chicken strips for 6$β
βMaybe it will but it doesnβt help with my hungerβ
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I ordered pulled pork in a restaurant this evening.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I took my exam in a restaurant
because the customer is always right
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Jokes at a restaurant
Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Dad: Whelp, I just looked next to the potatoes ... and there it was!
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︎ Mar 24 2021
A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs
Miso Horny, as they called it
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants
..turns out it's because of all the stock options.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Before we left the restaurant, the waitress asked if we wanted a box for leftovers.
"No, I was hoping you'd just give them to us, for free."
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I wanted to open a restaurant that only served scrambled eggs.
But my wife talked me out of it.
She said it was too whiskey.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I was working as a waiter in a restaurant and my boss enjoyed playing jokes on me.....
....wasnβt so funny when I turned the tables though was it.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Correct me if Iβm wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, βDo you want to hear todayβs special?β
I said, βYes please.β
Waiter: βNo problem sir. Today is special.β
Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
A Dad goes to a restaurant and orders a salad
Waitress: "Not a problem, what kind of dressing do you prefer?"
Dad: "Un dressing is my favorite"
Credit: my old man
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Whatβs Big Boiβs favorite restaurant?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A politician walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter walks over and asks for the order.
The politician says what they would like, before adding, "But when it's ready, just give me a shout and I'll bring it to my table."
"Bring it to your table?" replies the staggered waiter. "But that is my job."
"Yes, because I'm only interested in serving myself."
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I've started buying restaurants and reselling them for a profit
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Restaurant at the moon
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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