Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes please.”
Waiter: “No problem sir. Today is special.”
Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
I went to a restaurant last night and they had pelican on the menu.
I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.
Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
I’m going to open a restaurant that doesn’t do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic
It’s called Thai Food Mary
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
What do you call a german thief that's robbing a fast food restaurant?
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
A Bavarian guy walks into a restaurant that only serves seed-based foods...
...and you know what, the germinate!
A sunflower walked into a restaurant around noon. The waiter asks "where would you like to sit?"
"by the window," the sunflower responded. "I'm only here for a light meal."
I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because
I was at a restaurant and they asked if I wanted more bread.
I had a more-roll dilemma.
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
He’s a top-notch curry-er.
What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?
A man walks into a restaurant.
Man: Can I see the menu please?
Waiter: The men I please are none of your business.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
My friend opened a seafood restaurant...
If you're ever in India you have to check out my favorite restaurant
Why do ducks hate going to restaurants?
They always have the bill.
I dined at a casual Indian restaurant last night...
Two Italian restaurants operated on the same street. The other chef was certain that the other one had stolen his recipes so he payed a visit at his competitor’s restaurant.
He got served with nice plate of spaghetti and the waitress said: “This full pl8, I’m sure you can appreci8. It’s so gr8. Now just dig in don’t hesit8, I sure you don’t want to w8”.
The chef looked at the waitress and asked: “Is that a copypasta?”
i went to a restaurant and the waitress threw a piece of meat on the ceiling. she offered me $100 to go and get it off and i replied:
No, the steaks are too high!
Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
This restaurant I went to opened to 100% capacity the other day.
People are dying to get in.
And I am getting sick of it.
I went to a restaurant and when I sat down the waiter asked "comfortable"?
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
[At the restaurant] Her: I want to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
I waited a long time for my food at the midget restaurant
I guess they were a little short-staffed
A platypus walks into a restaurant owned by a duck.
He finishes his meal and goes up to pay for it.
Duck billed platypus.
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
Great food but really no atmosphere
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.
He said that he stopped forking around.
I went to a cannibal restaurant last night...