Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet."
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because she has no taste.”
I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.
They absolutely killed it.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.
Any time a restaurant server asks me "how did you find your meal?", I reply, "I looked on the table and there it was."
My Wife hates me.
Saw this on a restaurant's menu.
So, I took this Liverpool (UK) girl out to a vegetarian restaurant
I said, “Do you like avocado?”
She said, “No, I aven’t even passed me driving test yet”
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Was flattered by a bench at a hot dog restaurant.
I made a restaurant for gay people
Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
I heard they opened a new restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest
Careful though, the steaks are high
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
I ordered pulled pork in a restaurant this evening.
I took my exam in a restaurant
because the customer is always right
Jokes at a restaurant
Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Dad: Whelp, I just looked next to the potatoes ... and there it was!
A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs
Miso Horny, as they called it
Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants
..turns out it's because of all the stock options.
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
Before we left the restaurant, the waitress asked if we wanted a box for leftovers.
"No, I was hoping you'd just give them to us, for free."
I wanted to open a restaurant that only served scrambled eggs.
But my wife talked me out of it.
She said it was too whiskey.
I was working as a waiter in a restaurant and my boss enjoyed playing jokes on me.....
....wasn’t so funny when I turned the tables though was it.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes please.”
Waiter: “No problem sir. Today is special.”
Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.
A Dad goes to a restaurant and orders a salad
Waitress: "Not a problem, what kind of dressing do you prefer?"
Dad: "Un dressing is my favorite"
Credit: my old man
What’s Big Boi’s favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
A politician walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter walks over and asks for the order.
The politician says what they would like, before adding, "But when it's ready, just give me a shout and I'll bring it to my table."
"Bring it to your table?" replies the staggered waiter. "But that is my job."
"Yes, because I'm only interested in serving myself."
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
I've started buying restaurants and reselling them for a profit
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
Restaurant at the moon
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!