Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03
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I went to this new restaurant that opened up down the road called "Karma"

No menus, you get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yorrak_Hunt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24
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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonononer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?

Raw-men!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatefinesser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28
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I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...

"Don’t wok away from me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebigones
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?

He took a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible

Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?

Battered Fish Everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Have you heard about the new restaurant the Mafia just opened up?

Foot traffic for indoor dining is a little slow, but they do a great TAKEOUT business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisMatlock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffreyPetersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: β€œIsn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

β€œIt’s junk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?

It’s hard to find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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A local restaurant launders money for the mafia

They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.

It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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At the restaurant, my family was nearly finished eating and I still had half a plate of food left. The waitress asked, "Do you wanna box for that?"

I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Repluse
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.

The waiter responds β€œIt’s tap quality”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chubbypants3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...

Nonetheless they all call me a deserter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlz13
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?

Seoul food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeignFlash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.

I have to say it really shucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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The ultimate fusion restaurant.

I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.

Tai-Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vorenthral
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...

"No, sir, that's un oeuf."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChronologer1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I went to a restaurant and the waiter sat me down and asked if I'd like to see a dessert menu.

I said "No, that's the last thing I want"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant?

He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What's the beast's favorite restaurant?

Taco Belle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyNugget17
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.

"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/njuff22
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: β€œdo you wanna box for that?”

I said: β€œI’d rather wrestle for it”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?

I love you Penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mearebachmusic
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatGirl2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.

But I never met herbivore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?

A Ο€-ella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_iluvpizzas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

But their sausage was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Sushi restaurant bringing the jokes imgur.com/IO7nb8c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simulated_Person
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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The sign in this restaurant says β€œPlease wait for hostess to be seated.”

I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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The moment I learned that β€œphα»Ÿβ€ is actually pronounced β€œfuh,” I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phở restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as β€˜racy wordplay’ than it does β€˜punny’?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/70M70M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I was waiting for a long time at the restaurant. The waiter came and said; sorry for your wait...

I said: are you calling me fat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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What’s the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?

Naanviolence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2friends_12pizzas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?

Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtonbrandont
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did the investor say to the Vegan Restaurant owner?

"I'd like to buy a steak in this restaurant"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahThatWillDo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I arrived early at the restaurant last night. β€œDo you mind waiting for a bit?” The manager asked. β€œNot at all” I replied.

β€œGood, take these lasagnas to table 6” he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?

It was a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mon0theist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...

The food is good but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.

But it’s really a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indoorsman101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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This female stranger from the vegetarian restaurant came up to me

I had never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.

Justice was served

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright

so I asked if they could dim sum.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant

But it turned out to be a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did pelican get kicked out of the restaurant

Because he had a large bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Have you heard of the restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KxngJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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They had to close the restaurant at the aquarium.

It had served its porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoVanTango
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What does Batman say when the waiter offers him water at a restaurant?

β€œI’ll have just ice”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dylanor11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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[At the restaurant] Her: This isn’t working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

I told her next time she can pick the restaurant, if she really hated Subway that much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTxyz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?

HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE πŸ—½πŸ³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GS_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"

He said "Cheque , mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Have you heard about the new restaurant in moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tumppez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food was great, but there was no atmosphere πŸ˜ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmarrie99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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The toilets were out of order in a restaurant

We went in and they started calling us names

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robotboiii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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β€ͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the 🍲 soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? ‬

β€ͺIt was a pho pa‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsedClimate
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, No atmosphere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark7227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the mexican restaurant?

He was looking for a good case-idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockdoggs15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but it has no atmosphere

πŸ‘︎ 1k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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