Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I went to this new restaurant that opened up down the road called "Karma"
No menus, you get what you deserve.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What did the cannibal order at a restaurant?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
βThatβs a naan-starterβ I told him.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently itβs because fly-tipping is not allowed!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?
Battered Fish Everywhere!
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Have you heard about the new restaurant the Mafia just opened up?
Foot traffic for indoor dining is a little slow, but they do a great TAKEOUT business
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: βIsnβt that a great looking ship?β Mike replied:
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A local restaurant launders money for the mafia
They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.
It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
At the restaurant, my family was nearly finished eating and I still had half a plate of food left. The waitress asked, "Do you wanna box for that?"
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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︎ May 31 2020
A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.
The waiter responds βItβs tap qualityβ
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.
I have to say it really shucks.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
The ultimate fusion restaurant.
I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.
Tai-Juan
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︎ Jun 04 2020
From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I went to a restaurant and the waiter sat me down and asked if I'd like to see a dessert menu.
I said "No, that's the last thing I want"
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant?
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What's the beast's favorite restaurant?
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︎ May 28 2020
An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.
"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.
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︎ May 21 2020
When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: βdo you wanna box for that?β
I said: βIβd rather wrestle for itβ.
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︎ May 20 2020
"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied,
"The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
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︎ Apr 07 2020
There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?
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︎ May 01 2020
I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.
But I never met herbivore.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
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︎ Mar 05 2020
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
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︎ Mar 14 2020
The sign in this restaurant says βPlease wait for hostess to be seated.β
Iβve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
The moment I learned that βphα»β is actually pronounced βfuh,β I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phα» restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as βracy wordplayβ than it does βpunnyβ?)
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I was waiting for a long time at the restaurant. The waiter came and said; sorry for your wait...
I said: are you calling me fat?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Whatβs the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?
Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What did the investor say to the Vegan Restaurant owner?
"I'd like to buy a steak in this restaurant"
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︎ Jan 06 2020
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. βDo you mind waiting for a bit?β The manager asked. βNot at allβ I replied.
βGood, take these lasagnas to table 6β he said.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I donβt care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.
But itβs really a naan issue.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
This female stranger from the vegetarian restaurant came up to me
I had never met herbivore
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
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︎ Jan 04 2020
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why did pelican get kicked out of the restaurant
Because he had a large bill
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︎ Nov 23 2019
They had to close the restaurant at the aquarium.
It had served its porpoise.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What does Batman say when the waiter offers him water at a restaurant?
βIβll have just iceβ
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︎ Nov 29 2019
[At the restaurant] Her: This isnβt working out between us. For starters, Iβm sick of your awful jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.
I told her next time she can pick the restaurant, if she really hated Subway that much.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?
HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE π½π³
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︎ Dec 05 2019
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
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︎ Oct 22 2019
The toilets were out of order in a restaurant
We went in and they started calling us names
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︎ Nov 22 2019
βͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the π² soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? β¬
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︎ Nov 06 2019
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ May 05 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, No atmosphere...
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The foodβs great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...
The food is good but there's no atmosphere.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the mexican restaurant?
He was looking for a good case-idea.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Have you heard of the restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Have you heard about the new restaurant in moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?
The food was great, but there was no atmosphere πͺ
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but it has no atmosphere
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