Subway (restaurant) Puns

A list of puns related to "Subway (restaurant)"

Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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👤︎ u/JoeLouie
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Me: isn’t there a subway restaurant here in Tokyo?

There are a million restaurants in the subways.

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👤︎ u/ItsStrafez
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

I told her next time she can pick the restaurant, if she really hated Subway that much.

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👤︎ u/JTxyz
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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