New Delhi Puns

A list of puns related to "New Delhi"

My wife wanted to visit New Delhi...

I said “sure what do you want?”

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👤︎ u/PM-ME-INTENSE-DOGGOS
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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There’s going to be a new Walmart in India

If that’s the case, then there’s gonna be a New Delhi

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👤︎ u/AWMINPUBG
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

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👤︎ u/wozard-of-iz
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why did the Indian not go to their usual charcuterie?

They wanted to try a New Delhi.

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👤︎ u/spicymemestealer
📅︎ May 12 2019
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The Indian sandwich shop that closed last year reopened.

They named it the New New Delhi Deli.

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👤︎ u/Rock_it_Scientist
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call a deli that doesn’t serve roast beef?

New Delhi

I’ll be here all week

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👤︎ u/DogAteProfile
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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I sandwiched in this joke over dinner.

Did you know that my favourite Indian grocery store is expanding?

They're opening up a New Delhi.

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👤︎ u/deeahnuh
📅︎ Nov 20 2015
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Dad joked my work meeting.

This just happened. We have a daily meeting in the morning where we discuss what we did the day before, what we're doing today and if we're having any issues. When the meeting was wrapping up, we started talking about what we're doing for team lunch this afternoon. We started talking about Indian food and how there is one over by a deli. So I ask "Is it a New Delhi?"

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👤︎ u/Whitenight2012
📅︎ Apr 04 2014
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