A list of puns related to "Newly"
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.
That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.
He was their Grill Sergeant.
I heard its dinomite
where I could criticize and demean other employees. But the job was eliminated and I was let go when my co-workers complained about my DISS-POSITION.
Re-tarred.
I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology
He said "no hobo" afterwards, like I taught him.
No noose is good noose.
The Omnomnomivor.
I guess we can call it a safe arbour.
I think he won't live up to his name.
Dad: You know, that funeral home is already pretty popular. People are just dying to get in there.
Real life dad joke y'all. You're welcome.
He says his new bride knows everything...
Nickel-less
It smelt funny
Waitress: And what can I get for you Sir?
Dad: I'll take the Parmesan Encrusted Steak please.
Waitress: What temperature would you like that cooked?
Dad: 500...... KELVIN!
Me (facepalming): ...He'd like his steak medium...
Mention it to my roommate and he is asking me details about the article which I havn't read yet.
I respond: "I don't know, I'm not a fishionado".
(Me and co-worker discussing him moving into my apartment complex this weekend)
Me: Well are you sure you can mount a TV on it? One of the largest walls in my living room is poured in place concrete. Can't hang anything on it.
Him: Yea i checked its a stud wall. I just need to go out and get a stud finder.
Me: Just come over and borrow mine if you'd like.
Him: Actually I should probably just use [my wife], she's pretty good at finding studs.
queue: groans from myself and all surrounding co-workers
Setting: At a restaurant with my newly adopted brother and my parents.
The server comes to the table and gets our drink orders, introduces herself, etc. After she walks away the following conversation ensues.
Brother: Did she say her name is Shinomy?
Dad: Shinomy?
Brother: She don't know you!
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