A list of puns related to "Late"
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. Itβs my laptop.
The ball was dropped at the ball drop.
The cold shoulder
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
"Sorry boss, Omelette."
He opens the door and tells him βNamasteβ.
That my grave robber is called an Archaeologist.
Son: βno dad, weβre walking late.β
I thought, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
A Sagi-terrorist
She took the rhombus.
I have been informed he was a-salted.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Fasterβ¦
Fasterβ¦
FASTERβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
Andβ¦
The coffin stopsβ¦.
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
"I over swept"
Have you been wearing glasses during the pandemic?!? Have you been wearing your mask?!? You may be entitled to condensation.
Boss: You mist the boat.
The Secret Room Service
Translate.
Guess that ship has sailed.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
It was quite the Plot Twist
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
Sorry Iβm late.
He was udderly exhausted.
Ketchup with you later
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
He had cold feet.
Because she has to wear socks.
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
oh, sorry, OMELETTE.
They gave him the cold shoulder
I thought, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
I dont think have time for this shit
Because she got on the rhombus.
It overswept!
The cold shoulder
It overswept.
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