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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Who's the most technologically advanced rodent?

Elon Muskrat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…

it's easy as pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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There was this really advanced and expensive cologne that came out last week.

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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This is advanced
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why are goats considered an advanced species?

They're always living on the bleating edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid8tive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Advanced Humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladin717
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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China seems so much more advanced than America....

It's like they're a decade ahead.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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An advanced form of Nanatechnology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranx1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Advanced reading skills
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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The people of New Zealand are much more advanced than us

They live in a decade above us.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Advanced IQ Dad Joke

So I heard Minecraft recently passed Fortnite as most searched game.

Whoever made the game must have really brought it up a Notch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I was diagnosed with an advanced case of ADHD.

AD4K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I've been trying to read a book called "The Advanced Art of Lockpicking"

But I just can't get into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjfufoensvdbfkd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I’m sorry in advanced

I told a pilot to try my cooking

He said it was plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?

It goes very deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Background: I took my Mom to see my Dad who has advanced dementia. We were watching the Phillies game in TV.

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: πŸ€”

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canisteo99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I told my dad GoPro was coming out with a cheap less advanced camera so we could afford it...

his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanananana-batman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?

They should call him Iron-y Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What is an electronically advanced civilization called?

A gated community.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gr3gard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.

I think he's just full of hot air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleMistry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2013
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I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics

So it can derive it's own formula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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My two year old daughter is advanced for her years

She was wearing a tutu. A friend asked her if she was a ballerina.

"No, I Rosie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanfish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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