Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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How do rabbits travel?

On hareplanes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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If you travel to the future and get decapitated

You'd be ahead of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…

But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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How to time travel.

Before you leave, take note of the time. When you arrive, take note of the time again. Now calculate the difference. Congratulations, you know how to time travel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koleslaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.

Ba duh tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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You can travel to Alaska if you want...

but I wouldn't Anchorage it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.

Aloha Akhbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Cows that travel alone?

Never herd of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...

But it’s up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jprime84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Why don’t people use bulls to travel?

Because they go when the stop light is red!

(Sorry if this was bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet_Boi21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Friend: β€œHow’s your job at the travel agency?”

Me: β€œTerrible. I’m not going anywhere”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why do EMTs travel together?

Because they're pair-o-medics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.

Because they have immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?

I didn't even get to hear them play live yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?

Pocket Lindts...

Credit: Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daehtop_Yrrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwarrentine424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To become rejuvenated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartlejuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, β€œThat’s a butte!”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Koi fish always travel in a groups of four

Because the predator will go after the D koi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marwadi_vakil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?

Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Travel

People who read while traveling have really Booked a trip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I met my wife at a travel agency

She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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