Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,

Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propellerhead-web
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24
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Light travels faster than sound..

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19
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Travel

People who read while traveling have really Booked a trip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?

To get rejuvenated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartlejuice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10
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My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, β€œThat’s a butte!”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23
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Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?

Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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I met my wife at a travel agency

She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.

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I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Koi fish always travel in a groups of four

Because the predator will go after the D koi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marwadi_vakil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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What do you call a priest who travels a lot?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...

...That's Preposterous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Where is your next travel destination?
  • Las Kitchenas
  • Los Lounges
  • Santa Bedroomes
  • Porto Gardenas
  • Los bed
  • Costa Del Balconia
  • St Bathroom
  • La Rotonda De Sofa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife

So he became 90

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoveCake10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Since I can't travel because of the lockdown

I have been Washington's of DCs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I was going to post a time travel joke but.....

Nobody thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixedsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillowyWave5228
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Time travel

Sorry sir we don’t serve time travelers...a time traveler walks into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diapered247at24
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I was going to post a time-travel joke...

But you guys didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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Why did the EMTs travel in sets of two?

Because they wanted to be pair-of-medics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarhane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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I hear that airline travel.....

Is on the rise.... XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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My father-in-law (who's last name is Word) after a week of travel: Are you getting sick of the Word "family"?

Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye590
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10
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I have a joke about time travel

but you didn't like it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewantedgr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Light travels faster than sound.

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
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