Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
How to time travel.
Before you leave, take note of the time. When you arrive, take note of the time again. Now calculate the difference. Congratulations, you know how to time travel.
I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.
You can travel to Alaska if you want...
but I wouldn't Anchorage it.
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
Friend: “How’s your job at the travel agency?”
Me: “Terrible. I’m not going anywhere”
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, “That’s a butte!”
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that’s all in the past now.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?
Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.
Travel
People who read while traveling have really Booked a trip
I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
I would tell a time travel joke,
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
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