I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Best thing to see on a long trip. Lol 😊
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylabragolove21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Why does it feel so good to screw on a camping trip?

Cuz It's fucking intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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My family and I had a crazy camping trip...

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradthemadcat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Just returned from my extreme camping trip.

It was in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My wife left me on a Family Field trip

I should've made my wife turn right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chair_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.

He has always been an anti climb Max.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I just watched my wife trip and drop the pile of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome

It was a Romantic gesture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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A blind dude took a trip to Germany,

Call that shit not-see Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FractureRyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Road trip.

I was talking with a friend. He said he wanted to surprise his wife with a trip up north, to the land of the midnight sun. I said "Alaska?" he said "NO! DONT! I said I want it to be a surprise!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Terrifying Train Trip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKRagan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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On our imaginary trip to Maui, my boy and I both stubbed our toes at the same. We were the chosen ones because we were gifted...

The Hurt of two feetie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!

They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"

The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says

>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaultyData
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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How do you trip a circuit breaker?

You stick your foot out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urethra_insert1on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Why were the couple of friends not having fun on their camping trip?

They were two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equivalent_Squash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...

...carpet cleaner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why is Dad in such a hurry to buy the glue right before the road trip?

Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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We were on a road trip and stopped to fill up

Everyone got out to pee and get snacks. I stretched getting out of the car and I farted. My 16yo daughter said, "Dad, that's gross."

I said, "Why? After all we are at the GAS station."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoetted
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why am I excited for my wedding anniversary trip?

It's going to be a trip of a wifetime...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Our daughter asked my wife if she had brought her calming Gummies be on our trip.

I replied "Yup. They're right above her teethies!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I once went on a trip to the North Pole.

It all went south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...

You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matto_McFly_81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?

His asymptote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Went on a trip in Paris

Yeah, Eiffel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloecera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Did I tell you about my trip to the middle east?

I saw a giant Turkey so Iran away strait into a sign post and Iraqed myself. I swear this story Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I’m on a trip for work and my girlfriend sent me this last night.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathantheman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My friend had a small horse that he tried taking trail riding. It died the first trip, unfortunately.

It was a one-trek pony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My wife emailed me the pictures of our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I’ve always had trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obvious_santa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My wife looks at the atlass during road trips so we don't get lost

When I'm in the passenger's seat, I use the guy version. The atlad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cole_Sate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Would it count as a fall trip

If I tripped off of a cliff during fall?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?

A False-lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoupSter89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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"Dad, did you already pack my toothbrush for the camping trip?"

"Why do you need it? There's should be plenty of toilet-trees there"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmatteh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My mother-in-law always wanted to visit the Valley of a Thousand Hills, so I've booked her trip -

a week on each hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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My camping trip to the beautiful country of Iceland was ruined by a pack of wild dogs

They just wouldn’t stop BjΓΆrking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mono-klu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I asked my wife to pack my stuff in a suitcase for business trip. But she packed in my backpack instead

She said it's the same and easier. Well yes but that's not the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabyte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I went on a traumatic fishing trip when I was a kid.

I'm still reeling from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dungaroojones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What did the father teeth say to his son before the trip?

BUCCAL UP SON!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Stopped by to get gas after my trip to Germany, and when the pump asked if I wanted a receipt

The nine button wasn’t working.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BALLOONCHEF1997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I liked my trip to Sweden overall,

But all the cakes there were kaka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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On my recent trip to Florida, I noticed there were signs everywhere that said, β€œbeware of crocs”

I wonder why they are so afraid of shoes down there.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I had diarrhea on my last camping trip.

That shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.

It was out last resort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100Β°
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanberet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Nice weather for a day trip

My wife mentioned that it looked nice enough out for a day trip. Naturally, I went to the other room, got my bass, and came back and started playing the main line from Day Tripper.

I don’t think I’m invited on the day trip anymore, but I still think it was a sound choice to bass my pun on her plans for the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartmannjugband
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I finally turned myself in on our last camping trip...

I called the cops and confessed I had criminal intent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allwxllendswxll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why do cars hate long trips?

Cause the wheels get tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oNe_SpICeY_bOi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My wife emailed me the pictures of our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I think I have serious emotional attachment issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about that epic camping trip?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eriebasinrustics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Have you ever had sex on a camping trip?

It’s fucking intents

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why can't aliens make a trip here?

Because they don't want to Plan-et (Plan earth)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What happens when you trip people in France?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renduh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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On a recent boat trip, we got to pet a whale!

It was a happy occasion but I was feeling Blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I don’t like taking round trip flights.

They’re two Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdonut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My wife emailed me the pictures of our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I might have severe emotional attachment issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Did I tell you about my camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiftikha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My son wanted to go for a costly trip

So I reminded him about all things he could have achieved in life if he hadn't left college.

A guilt trip is still a trip right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nastynash2k
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Two Saudi Arabians wanted to go on a trip. The guy asks his friend "Want to go South?" He replied "Yemen."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherNihm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Two doctors are out hiking and the first one trips and cuts his knee pretty badly on a rock. The second doctor says, "That looks pretty bad. Want me to stitch that up for you?" The first doctor says, "Nah, I got it."

The second doctor responds, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruce_lees_ghost
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why did the fisherman plan a trip to Alaska?

For the halibut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowhlr
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Buddy of mine was asked to go on an unwanted business trip to inspect conduit.

My suggestion? Tell em’ you just conduit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I can’t ever get excited for trips to the lumberyard.

It’s just board, board, board, the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroqueMonsieur
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What do you call a knight who always trips?

Sir Landsalot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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He got food poisoning on the first day of his Germany trip...

...he was having the wurst week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Don't Plan a Trip With Virgin Airlines

They never go all the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YiddishThunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Unexpected thing happened during road trip. Now bear with me
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My shaggy dog likes to lay down on the floor during long car trips.

He’s a great carpet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I regret buying a boomerang with teeth on my recent trip to Australia.

It came back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My city's photography club is planning a trip to Vegas...

They're leaving on the red-eye flight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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We’re going on a trip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Thot-In-Theory
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I guess the trip to the bulb emporium was....

... Illuminating

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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On a fishing trip, a son asks his father, β€œWhat happens if a fish loses it’s eye?”

The father replies, β€œIt becomes a fsh.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeshSV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you call the campsite of a government camping trip?

The tentagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozfest117
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A man from Paris trips over.

He says β€œOh no! Eiffel!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misterhijack420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip. We turned on to the highway...

And directly facing the sun. I pulled down my visor down.

"Man," I said. "Just think, it's so bright in here I need to squint, even though the sun is 93 million miles away."

"What are you talking about?" my husband said. "He's right behind us."

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuurAlaOrolo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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I was thinking my trip to Canada was going to be rather plain.

When I got off my flight I overheard "Pretty plane eh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My wife and I are going on a trip to San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.

She said, β€œ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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