A Freudian slip is when you say one thing..

..But mean your Mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.

I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
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There’s many a slip twixt 'keeper and gully
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
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Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper on our front porch.

I’m fallen on some hard Times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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What happens when you slip a chicken a dollar?

Chicken strips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexdist1994
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I like Freudian slips as much as

the next gay

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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You can get addicted to slip'n'slides

So be careful...it's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?

It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Tit slip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WindowsAndGates
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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A "Freudian slip" is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

I mean "another".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vodkashana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.

I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sric2838
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehaveragejoel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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A Typical SLIP of the TONGUE imgur.com/7dJ4frc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neat_Chi
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My wife said she got a job at the hospital, but recently she let slip she's working in labor and delivery....do you think she's cheating on me?

How should I confront her about this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSmashPosterGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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If someone slips and falls on purpose, to claim insurance it should be called...

A Fraudian Slip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2016
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In her costume design class, Caitlin needed some help coming up with an idea; I made sure to slip in a dadjoke

http://i.imgur.com/MBCZs73.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwatkins29
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Freudian Slip:

When you say one thing, but mean your mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_mcdo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing....

...and mean your Mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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