A grave mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.

It was a monumental error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleFuckingIroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0LL3CT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I packed my tent but there was a mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrexthrilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes...

then she hugged me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I asked my dad if he ever learns from his mistakes

"Sure", he said, "I got a vasectomy the day after you were born".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.

I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdmpersson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I think it was a mistake to call childbirth β€œdelivery”.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?

They « Apollo »gize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maduch1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.

I guess I'm a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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When people misspell barely like barley, they’re not making a mistake

They’re just going against the grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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This guy wanted to find me to fight , he made a mistake and after i sent him this, he blocked me reddit.com/gallery/hy8fa6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam10boy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...

Sorry, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake

Epitaphs never written:

I never thought I'd live to see this day come

Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure

She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner

Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A man that makes a mistake in an elevator,

is wrong on many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Wich dentist makes the most mistakes

Incidentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaasballetje95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Dolphins never make mistakes

Everything they do is on porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaleo00x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes

I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.

I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolava
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I made a grave mistake

But I was able to dig myself out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeOuris
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, β€œBy mistake?”

I shouted, β€œOh come on! Not you too!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...

I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyMop
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to β€œYler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.

Because he Missed-A-T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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A tearrible mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punteas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I stole my friends goose by mistake

He told me to come over take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Do you know how I embrace my mistakes?

I hug my wife and children

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredvanvleetsr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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It takes a big man to admit his mistakes

But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koality1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSamBert66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Mistakes were made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/btarsucks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...

Spent all night vindaloo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorieh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I rarely care about spelling mistakes online

I'm just not that typo guy!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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If spelling mistakes are made, puns shall be too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shteffan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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The animal trainers at SeaWorld have made some mistakes

But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudolkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...

And then she gave me a huge hug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her the lip balm, I gave her superglue by mistake.

She’s still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnythingIsContent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I made a spelling mistake but oh well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ka1-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...

She hugged me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I think it was a mistake to call childbirth β€œdelivery”.

It should have been called β€œtakeout” instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, β€œBy mistake?”

I shouted, β€œOh come on! Not you too!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoKyle15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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It takes a big man to admit his mistake.

But it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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