A grave mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Putting up the wrong headstone is a grave mistake

Epitaphs never written:

I never thought I'd live to see this day come

Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure

She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner

Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I made a grave mistake

But I was able to dig myself out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeOuris
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudolkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoBro91234
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Not laughing at this would be a GRAVE mistake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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Burying someone in the wrong slot is a grave mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padlix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Grave diggers have one of the most serious jobs in the world. Every single time they do something wrong it’s a grave mistake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCheesePidgeon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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On my tombstone it will show I've made a grave mistake telling jokes my whole life.

STahp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psiursus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheikh_potato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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We were driving past a cemetery.

My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here."

And I was really confused, so I asked why.

He said "because they are still alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Man: You buried my grandmother in the wrong plot!

Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries

That will help to avert many grave mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAVY-Inquisition
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did the customer say when the stone carver messed up his tombstone?

You've made a grave mistake...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that was burried alive?

It was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I bought a tombstone but i realized it was counterfeit

What a RIP-off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MMWItalianWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My friend decided to do stand up comedy in a cemetery

It was a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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When I die I want my gravestone to say as follows:

Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeoulgiKorea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Did you know you could have your ashes grown into a plant when you die

I'm going to have my ashes grown into an ash tree, with a grave stone that reads "he was dying to be grown this way" and in the back it will read "that pun was a grave mistake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benneb10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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My Dad lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong hole.

It was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?

I've made a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The state just called to say they buried my grandpa in the wrong cemetery

Looks like they've made a grave mistake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eriflee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the man buried alive accidentally?

It was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KOB-STR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CynicalSoup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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If you bury someone in the wrong place,

then you have made a grave mistake.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Hear about the suspect who fled into a cemetary to escape the police?

That was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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On my tombstone....

I want it to read "Not enjoying my jokes when I was alive was a grave mistake".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Got my whole d&d group with this.

After we were attacked by zombies in a graveyard, several party members wanted to figure out how they were turned into zombies. A bunch of us were rolling for arcana, and the like.

I rolled for Acana. I then said "okay, so I rolled a 16 for Acana. That means I know why these zombies we turned. They made a grave mistake."

Made sure to quiet everyone down before saying it. Everyone thought I was going to say something important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thendofreason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake

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What do you call it when you break a headstone?

A grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FearTheCheese203
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Burying someone alive...

Is a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday....

He buried someone in the wrong plot....

It was a grave mistake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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To the person who buried the wrong body:

You made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A gravedigger dug up the wrong grave and got arrested.

Looks like he made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephanSol
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who buried his wife in the wrong cemetery?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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