Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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I am so good at using the eye drops

I can do it with my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyk16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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People that drop watches in toilets

Have shitty time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kittygrl108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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What happens when two drops of dew are attracted to each other?

They get a due date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...

I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Who can hold 25 litres of petrol without spilling a drop?

Jerry can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CPT_beef_curtain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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What did the oak tree drop?

A-corny joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivory-Rose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Why did the tree drop out of school?

He kept failing twigonometry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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If a man drops his watch in a toilet

he’s bound to have a shitty time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisKHANNNNN
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What happens when you drop a red hat in a blue ocean?

It gets wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiiSexDolphin
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Just wait until you hit the drop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What happens when two rain drops fall in love?

They become rain-beaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....

Buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loidz45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I just watched my wife trip and drop the pile of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Drag and Drop (I can't draw)

I had this thought the other day, but it only works as an image.

Drag and Drop https://imgur.com/a/uQ5eglz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmunkey
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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*wife drops phone into container with daughter’s goldfish crackers*

Oh no you dropped your phone in the fish bowl now it’s gunna be all wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsAspire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyMackerel14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.

And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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You: drops steak

Dad: I see you're having the ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victoroftheapes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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How long until the penny drops on this shocker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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"Did you just stand there watching me fall and drop all the laundry?"

"Yes, I watched it all unfold"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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That penny will drop!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Professor_Jamie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A single drop of venom from inland taipan can kill a fully grown elephant.

I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sniper_2000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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I had a bass joke but I guess I'll just drop it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBIagent67098
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Drop it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polyxenos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Lemme drop you some facts about gravity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patfan74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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All that for a drop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmanrocks717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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When I was a musician I'd drop mad beats

Then I quit so now I'm just a dead beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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A pun walks into a bar, and ten people drop dead.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverh05
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Waddya get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A Flat Minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fred8Ross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...

...You'll Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What happens when you drop a 14 pound weight on 2 canaries?

You kill 2 birds with one stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSSupervisor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Felt the knead to drop a hot pun on my wife
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A Minor Flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.

I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My phone loves it when I drop it

It always cracks up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTurtleKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidRadicchio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZReifel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I started with a personal trainer today. She told me to drop and give her 20.

Sheesh, I didn’t know there was going to be hidden fees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitebeaks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My academic advisor keeps encouraging me to drop out.

Thanks to him, I’m soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What happens when a beatboxer drops the beat?

He becomes a boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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I saw a guy drop his scrabble letters in a road

I asked him "whats the word on the street?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyboii_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My mom called me saying there were a couple of guys outside her home saying they have a plumbing fixture to drop off.

β€œThey’re not trying to rob me?” she asked.

β€œNo, it’s a gift from Uncle Bill to make up for all the mean things he did to you in the past.” I replied.

β€œWait, after all these years, he’s actually trying to be nice to somebody? That’s an unexpected transformation! Our relationship might well change if I agree to take it!”

β€œYeah! Let that sink in.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buttery_Hamwater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My wife drops me off in front of a restaurant in our Land Rover. Another patron notices the car and says, β€œThat must have been an expensive uber.”

To which I replied: β€œtell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckaneorg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground?

It quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pistil617
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Mic drop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waddah_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you get when a piano drops in a mine shaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armsleevedude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What happens if you drop a piano down a mine?

A minor Bβ™­.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsVinay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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When you drop a lightbulb in the trash can . . .

It’s in-can-descent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I told my wife not to drop the lettuce, but she did anyway.

Heads rolled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinn3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What did Jesus Drop into toilet?

Holy shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlokZayn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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In the summer, I earn money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people.

I don’t earn much, but I make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtp1324
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Drop dead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtoumajan
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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On my first day as undertaker, I managed to drop the coffin as I was loading it onto the car.

My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berd89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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If you drop 1000ml of rubbish on the pavement you're litreing
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Price Drop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobDoesStuff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What do you call it when you drop a steak?

Ground beef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendoverson490
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why do you put eye drops in your eyes?

β€œYou have to moist-your-eyes! Duh!”

-courtesy of Sophia, my 7 year old niece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allofthemwitches
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?

A Jedi with no red eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Hes lucky she didn't drop DEADweights
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintnickfun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I tried to get these drops in my eyes, but...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBI1990
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A minor B flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eawesome00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What do you do when you drop the soap in a german prison?

You assume the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maace94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Dad: so at the ball drop we all have to put our left leg in the air

Me: why

Dad: so we can start the new year on the right foot!

Me: why are you the way that you are

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonisJive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My mother-in-law asked me to drop her to church and I did it.

We were in an airplane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyyppi_00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My Brother Drop A Full Bag of Vegetables

He was ashamed that he lettuce down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fLazz_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What does someone get when they drop their watch in a toilet

A shitty time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birchtreeboi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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You ever drop a real big fart, and it makes all of the people in your vicinity laugh really hard?

That's a great scents of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzybuzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Did you hear they are trying to get Barbara Walters to host the New Years Eve ball drop?

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liveyourdash3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What happens when a trashy person drops out of school?

They have no class

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I would drop my best dad joke here

But I don’t want to break it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twist-17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Watching the ball drop is a reminder of what I did all last year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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My Dad drops this gem going through airport security.

Airport Security: Do you have anything sharp on you?

Dad: Yes, my brain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvpking
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did Jesus drop into the toilet?

holy shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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