What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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There I was this morning, sitting and drinking Coffee in my slippers , and I thought to myself..

..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Got my dad loafers (bread slippers) for his birthday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herr0kitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why do elephants wear red slippers?

To hide in strawberry patches.

What, don't get it? Come on, have YOU ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?


Then I guess those slippers are doing a pretty good job, huh?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I walked into the kitchen this morning and I saw my wife was cooking breakfast in her slippers again.

I thought to myself "I really should buy her a fry pan "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Should slippers with rubber soles be called antislippers?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hooterscadoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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It's my wife's birthday and I bought her slippers and a dildo.

If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Her: have you seen my other slipper?

Me: No, it must've slipped away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why did the bear wear slippers?

To cover his bear feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Baby-Ja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I almost managed to recruit money for my slippers factory...

...but the investors got cold feet

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My dad always used to tell me to wear shoes when using the lawn mower. I would always end up wearing slippers.

He would say "Don't come running to me if you get your legs cut off!".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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Is this a slipper, daddy?

"Yep, sure is son."

"Oops I dropped it. Too slippery."

He's two and already a dad. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arguably_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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'Honey, they have those fuzzy slippers I like! Two for $5!'

"Well that's nice they give you both of them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjgreen85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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We went to Black Bear Diner for brunch and my oldest saw some slippers that look like bear paws

He asked if he could get them and said "I've always wanted bear feet." "Fine," I said, "take off you shoes." He did, smiling. Next, I told him "take off your socks." He excitedly eyed the slippers as he pulled off his socks. When he finished, I said "there, now you have bare feet." My wife just sighed and shook her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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What did the slipper say to the bar of dove soap?

"I'm fairly sure I'm slipperier than you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellow_gecko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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There I was this morning, sitting and drinking coffee in my slippers, I thought to myself...

I really need to clean some mugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…

I really need to wash out the mugs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...

I really need to wash some mugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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