Shoe puns
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear?
-Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear?
-slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear?
-Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear?
-Sholl’s
What shoes does a priest wear?
-don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole
I’ll see myself out
Two shoe puns for the price of one.
Why do you always put your left shoe on last?
After you put one on the other one is left.
What's the difference between a shoe and a tie?
You can tie a tie, but you can't shoe a shoe.
A man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks...
"Do you sell flip flips ?"
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I just killed a massive spider crawling across the room with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, nobody steals my shoe.
What's the most indecisive shoe?
The flip-flop.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
what shoe brand does dragonborn wear?
Have you heard of the giant shoe tower?
I heard it was a big feet of engineering
A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store
She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
Why was Stitch obsessed with stealing everyone’s left shoe?
Because Jumba believed everyone should start the day off on the right foot
Why is my shoe always hiding?
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
I went to the shoe store today and bought the same pair of shoes I bought last time.
I think I’ve found my sole-mate
What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?
What did the shoe say when he was the last one left alive?
“I guess I’m the sole survivor”
From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?
What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?
If your left shoe was a Pokemon, what would it evolve into?
What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.
He was the sole perpetrator.
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.
I said, "You did not."
She glares at me, "Yes I did."
Me, "You did knot."
She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?
Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.
Why did the chef boil a shoe?
I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant
Why did the ghost go to the shoe store?
What shoe can’t make up its mind?
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?
Man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks....
"Do you sell flop flops?"
A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store:
"Excuse me do you sell flip flips?"
A man with 2 left feet walks into a shoe store and asks...
"Do you sell flip flips?"
I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe
I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.
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