A list of puns related to "Shoe"
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s
What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole
I’ll see myself out
After you put one on the other one is left.
You can tie a tie, but you can't shoe a shoe.
"Do you sell flip flips ?"
It was sole destroying.
I don't care how big the spider is, nobody steals my shoe.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
I heard it was a big feet of engineering
She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"
Luckily no soles were lost
Because Jumba believed everyone should start the day off on the right foot
He’s quite the sneeker
It was clogged.
I think I’ve found my sole-mate
It was sole-destroying.
“I guess I’m the sole survivor”
“Put a sock in it.”
They gave me the boot.
He was the sole perpetrator.
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
I said, "You did not." She glares at me, "Yes I did." Me, "You did knot." She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.
It’s Sole destroying
To get new Booooooots.
"Do you sell flop flops?"
"Excuse me do you sell flip flips?"
"Do you sell flip flips?"
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
Luckily no soles were lost.
No soles lost
Over a million soles were lost.
I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
It was clogged.