Shoe puns

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers

What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers

What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands

What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s

What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBelariean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Two shoe puns for the price of one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquidWithBatWings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Why do you always put your left shoe on last?

After you put one on the other one is left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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It must be shoe love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyWayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What's the difference between a shoe and a tie?

You can tie a tie, but you can't shoe a shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvincibleStark
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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A man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks...

"Do you sell flip flips ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop

It was sole destroying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I just killed a massive spider crawling across the room with my shoe.

I don't care how big the spider is, nobody steals my shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What's the most indecisive shoe?

The flip-flop.

(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.

I bet you don't believe me...

I thought knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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what shoe brand does dragonborn wear?

dova-Keens

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πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Have you heard of the giant shoe tower?

I heard it was a big feet of engineering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store

She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bowmbaclott
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Watch out for shoe bite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskey_risky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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There was a fire at the shoe factory...

Luckily no soles were lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Why was Stitch obsessed with stealing everyone’s left shoe?

Because Jumba believed everyone should start the day off on the right foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Why is my shoe always hiding?

He’s quite the sneeker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What do you call a shoe made out of bananas

Slippers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.

It was clogged.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I went to the shoe store today and bought the same pair of shoes I bought last time.

I think I’ve found my sole-mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccalabrese01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?

Reebok (re-Bach)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koany2012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.

It was sole-destroying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?

Nike. βœ…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What did the shoe say when he was the last one left alive?

β€œI guess I’m the sole survivor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?

A socktopus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?

β€œPut a sock in it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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If your left shoe was a Pokemon, what would it evolve into?

A Raichu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatelate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?

Boot camp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.

He was the sole perpetrator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden365
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jethlog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?

Because he wanted to make a skate bored!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.

I said, "You did not." She glares at me, "Yes I did." Me, "You did knot." She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmackz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?

Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why did the chef boil a shoe?

He was making sole food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_Is
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant

It’s Sole destroying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CD-one
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why did the ghost go to the shoe store?

To get new Booooooots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GFuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What shoe can’t make up its mind?

Flip flops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnieringo
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks....

"Do you sell flop flops?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store:

"Excuse me do you sell flip flips?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_biggyeeeet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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A man with 2 left feet walks into a shoe store and asks...

"Do you sell flip flips?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?

Luckily no soles were lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_not
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Shoe factory burned down

No soles lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rammchick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...

Over a million soles were lost.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe

I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.

It was clogged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karkat_vantas17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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