I got a contact to make a documentary about shoemakers. They didn't give me enough time to a great job...

...but I manged to cobble something together last minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What does a shoemaker say when sneezing?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smileylover1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Because they have good soles

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Punny shoemaker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticCalyx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Something was wrong with my shoe so I went to the shoemaker. I gave him the shoe, tried to explain what was wrong with it, but he already knew; he was staring into its sole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmibbles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The fairy-tale shoemaker was tired of working for the President. He sang:

Obama's elf

Don't wanna be

Obama's elf

Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Why does the shoemaker hate his job?

Because he always sees defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollowChoke360
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Wondering if there's something going on?

Ask a shoemaker; If anyone knows whats afoot, it's him

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Dad, why did mum marry you?

Well son it's because im a shoemaker... Son:yeah, and? Well, obviously I was her solemate.

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