It was a flop.
I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.
He was scared of defeat
Crocs with candles
They're Open Toad shoes.
So now I own Birkenstocks
Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding
it's its pair in a box.
Cust: I need help finding it's match.
Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?
After all, you shoes, you lose
His name is Felipe Follope.