What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillop.
What do you call sandals with no traction?
Slip Flops
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
It was a flop.
I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.
I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
He was scared of defeat
I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Phillippe Phillop.
What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?
You birkenrock!
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
My sandals are made out of frogs.
They're Open Toad shoes.
What's more lit than socks with sandals?
Crocs with candles
What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?
Philippe flop
I just bought a shares in a sandal company...
So now I own Birkenstocks
Hey how are those new sandals you got? They're ok. i.reddituploads.com/f91d4…
Sandals on Display
Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding it's its pair in a box.
Cust: I need help finding it's match.
Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?
What do you call French sandals?
Phillipe Phillops.
Winners always wear sandals
After all, you shoes, you lose
I borrowed a pair of sandals from my friend
His name is Felipe Follope.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Flop
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillippe Philloppe.
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
Philippe Philoppe
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillippe Philloppe
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
What do you call a frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope
