You know what they say about trashy fashion…
It puts the garb in garbage.
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
What’s the cheapest fashion?
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
Girls with a passion for eating fashion
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...
...now it is covid masksksksks.
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
How do you browse the trump fashion line?
My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul
but i just released a new fragrance
There was a flood at a fashion store
All the clothes are now Superwet
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?
Who always wins fashion competitions?
People who tie for first place
What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?
A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
Did you hear about the man who was brought in by the fashion police?
They questioned him over his criminal ties.
I didn’t like my fruit fashion show experience.
In college I studied American history and fashion design...
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
What do we say to the God of Fashion?
English Fashion
What do people like to wear in England?
Tea-Shirts
What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards in a single-file fashion?
Midget fashion is popular in ‘Apparel-Elf Universe’.
My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.
But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.
What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?
Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend?
Got my sister-in-law in biblical fashion
My sister-in-law posted on her Facebooks, “What time does church start on Christmas Eve? Is is 5 or 530? I can never remember.”
I responded,”it sounds like you are suffering from Mass confusion.”
Not sure if she made it in time.
I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
Would it be fair to call the upcoming spring fashion trends the “look of dis May”?
A friend of mine has decided that people should only wear one type of fashion.
He's very clothes-minded.
Did you hear about the fashion designer and the nurse that did a comedy show together?
They had everyone in stitches!
Funny name for a charity fashion night?
We're running a student fashion night with the proceeds going towards clothing homeless people. Can anyone think of a clever name?
Breaking fashion news! This summer men will be wearing a rubber wheel cover.
If I was to go into edible fashion design I'd call my company "The Smell"
Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"
I picked up a Russian fashion magazine and it was just pictures...
...because Russian doesn't have any articles.
What do you do when you're an airplane at a fashion show and you don't know what you're doing?
Just go down the runway as fast as you can and wing it.
Did you hear about the man brought in by the Fashion Police?
They questioned him over his criminal ties...
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