It’s called Al-Quinoa
Elon Musk.
It was a real midwife crisis
Elle GB tea queue
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
His budgie-ting skills were horrible!
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
Because they have a sedimentary lifestyle.
He passed away waiting to get his picture taken
True story, he was known for rapid firing bad jokes. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo. I think it was the best way he could have gone, pulling one last joke over on all of us. Figured you all should know some people are really committed to the r/dadjoke lifestyle
However, this one's a gem!
You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.
All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.
Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.
Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.
Hope this isn't breaking any rules. If it is, I'll have to get the glue to put them back together.
(Added dad joke for good measure)
New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"
Giles was quite sickly and prone to injury, but that did not stop him from studying the scriptures diligently and preparing his mind and body for an ascetic lifestyle. Eventually, he travelled to Rome and got admitted into a monastery, fulfilling his lifelong dream.
He now goes by Fra Giles.
