Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beewthanitch
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getting rid of this lifestyle bc out of date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFDRC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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When my son was born the assistant dropped him so I proceeded to make some real lifestyle changes

It was a real midwife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChessGreatest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?

Elle GB tea queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about the broke ornithologist?

His budgie-ting skills were horrible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRoamingWizard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why are hippies always sharing their joints?

Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynameistory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What I saw at the local butcher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgeorge443
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why are rocks so heavy?

Because they have a sedimentary lifestyle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/origingaming935
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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My grandpa said he was going to get his license or die trying

He passed away waiting to get his picture taken

True story, he was known for rapid firing bad jokes. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo. I think it was the best way he could have gone, pulling one last joke over on all of us. Figured you all should know some people are really committed to the r/dadjoke lifestyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerBeardMan89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Most geology puns are crap.

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mage_Of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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It's true, dad jokes make your kids smarter

link

Hope this isn't breaking any rules. If it is, I'll have to get the glue to put them back together.

(Added dad joke for good measure)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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A man named Giles decided to join a monastic order.

Giles was quite sickly and prone to injury, but that did not stop him from studying the scriptures diligently and preparing his mind and body for an ascetic lifestyle. Eventually, he travelled to Rome and got admitted into a monastery, fulfilling his lifelong dream.

He now goes by Fra Giles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/last-friday
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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