I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
Tea leaves
Don’t worry! These cuffs were designed for two-wrists.
Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!
It's officially her first relationsheep.
They're, there, their.
They’re, there, their
You pat them on the back and say their, there, they’re.
But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.
My SO asked if he could go down on me while I am on my period. He said he has always wanted to earn his 'red wings.' I stared at him a little weirded out and said 'well, ok, but I don't want to know how one earns their maple leafs.'
I told her that'd be a stretch
Koshy
Because then you'd have a matte tress.
Apparently its because her hips don’t lie
I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
I said "no, comeforfood"
But I'm pretty comfortable with my wardrobe.
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
It will be memory foam
I have strong memories
Huge asteroids.
To comfort him, I replied with: "There, their, they're."
She said, “Let’s sleep on it.”
They wouldn't publish it though, the publisher said that the intended audience was a dead market.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
He was familiar with the magazines.
But sofa so good.
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
A Cowch
when a fella stepped up to the short one next to me and said, “I’ve never seen one of these so low!” To which I replied, “and you can finally pee in comfort, right?”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.
They're, there, their.
There their, they’re there
There, they're, their.
There, they’re, their.
There there, they're there
But sofa so good.
But sofa so good.
