A list of puns related to "Comforter"
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
But my wife cried fowl. Feeling down I ordered one with bird feathers.
Wife: Hey, your sister's wedding is coming up, what do you wanna get her for a gift?
Me: I have no idea. What do you think she'd like?
Wife: Well, she mentioned to your mom that she could really use a comforter for their new bedroom set
Me: A comforter? Oh, yeah, I got that covered.
Wife: You do?
Me: Yeah! Starts rubbing her arm gently
Wife: Wh-what.. are you doing?
Me: shhhhh... it's okayyyy.
Wife: What? What're you doing?
Me: Being a comforter!
(This was before we got married, and she still brings it up to this day for being the most ridiculous dad joke she's ever heard.)
But I think those are just blanket statements.
I told her "sorry you're feeling down".
She said I'm stupid.
In other words, I won.
Iβm not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
Apparently its because her hips donβt lie
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
It will be memory foam
I have strong memories
I said "no, comeforfood"
Tea leaves
Huge asteroids.
Donβt worry! These cuffs were designed for two-wrists.
Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!
She said, βLetβs sleep on it.β
They wouldn't publish it though, the publisher said that the intended audience was a dead market.
Me: That canβt be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
It's officially her first relationsheep.
He was familiar with the magazines.
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
But sofa so good.
A Cowch
They're, there, their.
Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.
The pirate replies, βAye, itβs driving me nuts.β
To be honest I'm not too comfortable around horses.
Theyβre, there, their
Koshy
Bedrock, duh...
You pat them on the back and say their, there, theyβre.
It was a struggle
But sofa so good.
But sofa so good.
They're, there, their.
There their, theyβre there
There, they're, their.
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