Continental Quilt Puns

##[FS][USA]👛 💫CLOSET CLEANOUT - CHANEL, GUCCI, HERMES, LV, GOLDEN GOOSE, LORO PIANA MAX MARA, ISABEL MARANT, ANINE BING, LOEWE, TIFFANY...including Budget items! 💫 👛

##📸FAMILY PHOTO📸

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*💕Selling all of these beauties because I went overboard and need to make room in my closet... I have a habit of fostering bags before they find their forever homes lol…Plus some fit issues with the clothes and shoes… Skip the shipping waits and Dave risks and get your holiday shopping done here! Most items brand new & still in packaging; please see photos for what each item includes RE dustbags, boxes, authenticity cards, etc. Most of these were impulse buys so please do your own QC via photos - I am happy to take more pics / answer questions!

See my feedback hereThanks for looking! 💕*

##📸LV, HERMES📸

💕Hermes Kelly Pochette in (I'm Pretty Sure) Rose Azalee Epsom (sorry H is not my forte but this bag is SO CUTE and perfect for summer). REPOST

*Mine

*auth

💰 Purchase Info:.

*Paid $201.83 total including all shipping and fees. From Allen Deng /Arsenal factory

*💵 Selling for:

$201.83 plus buyer pays shipping, PP FandF 💸

*💕My take on it:

*i know nothing about Hermes but damn the leather on this is nice. Brand new, hardware still has protectors on. Wanted this for a summer clutch but never got around to using it.

SOLD 💕LV Epi World Tour Twist Bag MM*. REPOST

SOLD 💕LV Watercolor Pochette Voyage MM*

SOLD *💕Louis Vuitton Since 1854 Neverfull MM Tote *

SOLD 💕Louis VuittonToiletry.

##📸BUDGET GUCCI REPOST 📸.
Sold *💕Dionysus GG supreme mini.

SOLD 💕floral Dionysus.

##📸CHANEL, LOEWE 📸.

💕Bowling bag - shiny red with gold HW. REPOST

Mine.

[AUTH](https://www.fashionphile.com/p/chanel-shiny-lambskin-qui

Selling some stuff that no longer fits or that I don't use enough. Free shipping within continental US. Payment accepted via venmo or paypal.

Photos including verification - https://imgur.com/a/jI02Mh6

Mountain Hardwear AirMesh Hoody - Men's S

• $65 friends and family or $67 goods and services
• Excellent condition, only used 2 nights
• Selling because I bought the quarter zip version instead

Patagonia Cap 4 Expedition Weight Hoody - Men's M - Sold

• $70 friends and family or $73 goods and services
• https://www.outdoorgearlab.com/reviews/clothing-mens/long-underwear/patagonia-capilene-4-expedition-weight-1-4-zip-hoody

Rab Xenon X Hoody - Men's S - Sold

• $70 friends and family or $62 goods and services

Patagonia Strider Pro 5" Shorts - Men's S - SOLD

• $30 friends and family or $31 goods and services
• Good condition other than text fading on the label

Enlighted Equipment Enigma 30F Quilt - Short/Slim

• $200 friends and family or $207 goods and services
• 14.71oz, 15.56oz including both pad straps (0.85oz)
• 850 down fill, 7D inner and outer fabric
• As a 5'7", 150lb back sleeper I'm close to the limit fitting comfortably in the quilt.
• This quilt is in good condition and was always stored uncompressed. Roughly 15 nights of use.
• Selling so I can get a 20F quilt.

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

free

"That's what they're fighting about."