[request] Swiss Pun
Asking a Swiss foreign exchange student to prom, help me find something to write on a sign please.
A lil joke for my swiss ppl out there (you have all my love)
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
Why is a swiss cheese got elected as a pope?
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.
I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.
But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Just push them down a slope
I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?
They're both known for their holiness
I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.
Went to the local deli and ordered 1 lb of Swiss. The clerk gave me 3.5 lb instead.
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..
Feeling neutral about it.
The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
What’s another word for a swiss insult?
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"
I relied, "Cutting calories!"
What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
As the famous Swiss watchmaker once said...
At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.
It’s clearly the holiest!
Asked my Swiss friend what he liked most about living in Switzerland.
He said he wasn't sure but the flag was a big plus.
Swiss judoka is named Tschopp
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
People always ask me how good it is to be Swiss
Well the flags a big plus
Why does the pope like swiss cheese?
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
We’re calling it Hole Foods.
I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.
Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?
What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?