[request] Swiss Pun
Asking a Swiss foreign exchange student to prom, help me find something to write on a sign please.
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.
But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
Why does the pope like swiss cheese?
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Just push them down a slope
I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.
Went to the local deli and ordered 1 lb of Swiss. The clerk gave me 3.5 lb instead.
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?
They're both known for their holiness
I asked my Swiss friend what is his favorite part about being from Switzerland?
He says, "Well, the flag is a big plus."
What’s another word for a swiss insult?
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..
Feeling neutral about it.
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"
I relied, "Cutting calories!"
The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?
As the famous Swiss watchmaker once said...
Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
We’re calling it Hole Foods.
Asked my Swiss friend what he liked most about living in Switzerland.
He said he wasn't sure but the flag was a big plus.
At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.
It’s clearly the holiest!
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...
Swiss judoka is named Tschopp
I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?
What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?
People always ask me how good it is to be Swiss
Well the flags a big plus
Why didn't the police believe the Swiss cheese?
Because his story was full of holes
Why do Swiss cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work...
I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.
How do you make a Swiss roll?