Swiss Roll Puns

Just push them down a slope

Wife handed me a slice of Swiss cheese. I took a bite, looked at her and said, "This cheese is pretty neutral."

Much eye-rolling was had, and she left the room. I ate the rest of the cheese slice.

My girlfriend's daughter was saying how she preferred Swiss Cheese. Me: Ah yes, Swiss cheese..the most sacred of all the cheeses. Girl: Sacred? Me: Yes...it's very whole-y

Eye- roll and groan ensues.

You push him over